Undead tree won't die

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 05/11/2016 at 19:00 • Filed to: yard

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There appears to be something growing out of a severed, rotted cut of my former birch tree. I hope it’s a bacon tree. But somehow I doubt it.

1111111111111111111111 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/11/2016 at 19:12

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I’ve used stump remover successfully before. I bought it to make rocket fuel, but it kills stumps too.

Brian, The Life of > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/11/2016 at 19:13

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Those look like Ash leaves. Definitely not birch. Let alone a glorious bacon tree.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Brian, The Life of 05/11/2016 at 19:13

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Do I want an ash?

vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/11/2016 at 19:20

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Birch and Aspen are notorious for suckers.. Either dig it out or

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/11/2016 at 19:20

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Wrap a chain around that stump and pull it out with the truck!

Brian, The Life of > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/11/2016 at 19:24

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Only if you want a bunch of surface roots effin’ up your lawn, or whatever. I wouldn’t.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Brian, The Life of 05/11/2016 at 19:41

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That’s exactly what I don’t want!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 05/11/2016 at 19:42

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Sir, you don’t understand — that’s not the stump. That’s just a piece laying on my lawn. The base of that birch was probably four feet o_O

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/11/2016 at 19:46

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Oh. Oh jeez! You can borrower my chain saw if you need it.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 05/11/2016 at 19:47

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Don’t offer me things — I am that person that will call your bluff and you’ll be all like, “... I was just being polite! I got this thing and I just can’t.”

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/11/2016 at 19:50

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Alright. It’s there if you need it.

Tapas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/11/2016 at 19:54

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Encase it in hot tar, then concrete!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/11/2016 at 20:28

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backyard banzai. do it

Pyrochazm > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/11/2016 at 22:11

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Life...life finds a way.