As your president, I will not be repealing the 25 year rule. EDITED

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/10/2016 at 10:12 • Filed to: None

In fact, I will be BANNING all cars not made buy an American manufacturer.

Have a nice day!

Amendment: ALL EXISTING FOREIGN CARS SHALL BE RETROFITTED WITH LS V8 MOTORS TO BECOME COMPLIANT.

DISCUSSION (36)

Berang > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:16

Aren’t most foreign cars made in America, and most American cars made in Mexico?

Tekamul > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:16

Yeah, but how are you gonna define American? Final assembly? Parts content? Ownership?

I guess you can fiddle with the dials until it comes out how you want. Just like the real gov’t.

MultiplaOrgasms > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:16

Impressive. One day into your presidency and you’re already worse than Ceaucescu.

Your boy, BJR > Tekamul
05/10/2016 at 10:18

Manufacturers founded and HQ’d in America,

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:18

I see a Coupe coming on, and no, I don’t mean a two door car.

vondon302 > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:19

So no Fca then. Well I think I’m ok with this.

Your boy, BJR > Berang
05/10/2016 at 10:20

doesnt matter, if the company wasn't founded here, it’s no longer legally allowed to sell here.

Wheelerguy > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:20

Then you better make what we want.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:24

So no FCA products then.

Berang > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:25

What if the company was founded by a nazi sympathizer?

itschrome > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:26

I’m ok with this... unless we ban domestic cars with platforms of foreign origin..

Your boy, BJR > Berang
05/10/2016 at 10:26

Oh, don't worry. I'm taking care of ford separately.

MLGCarGuy > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:26

A Versa with a V8.

This should be interesting.

. . > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:29

You don’t have to stand for this!

Join the Oppo Resistance now and help us make heads roll! Vive la résistance! ¡Viva la Revolución!

Berang > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:29

What about companies named after Frenchmen?

Your boy, BJR > . .
05/10/2016 at 10:30

You act like holding it out in the open like that is a smart idea.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:30

Can’t we get some overhead cams at least?

. . > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:31

We’re trying a new approach to the whole underground resistance thing by not keeping it underground. :D

Mercedes Streeter > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:32

Well, I smell impeachment in the air today. :) :P

Your boy, BJR > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
05/10/2016 at 10:32

Sure, you can opt for a Northstar instead of an LS.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:32

Kinja'd!!!

Your boy, BJR > Berang
05/10/2016 at 10:33

Cadillac and Cheverolet are the two most American car brands ever. It doesn't matter what they were named after, they're American car companies through and through.

Tekamul > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:35

Ok, so GM(Buick, Cadillac, Chevy, GMC only) and Ford only.

Clearly, you’ll be turning a blind eye to badge engineering, otherwise a lot of segments disappear completely. So I look forward to picking up my 2018 Chevy GT86.

Leon711 > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:39

Well, time to burn down the Whitehouse. Again.

Berang > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:40

Yeah... but french!

Not enough FREEDOM in those brands.

Bring back Oldsmobile and Nash, nothing is more American that those. Except maybe Hupmobile.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:40

Well Mazda was still in bed with Ford when my Miata was made so I imagine it counts just as much as American. Although I like the retrofit to an LS motor, that sounds like a fair tradeoff anyways.

Chuckles > . .
05/10/2016 at 10:44

So it’s the above ground resistance?

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
05/10/2016 at 10:50

For the Mazdas I would like to suggest we go Eco Boost motors.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 10:56

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MultiplaOrgasms > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 11:00

They’re still francophone. Thats unamerican.

Wheelerguy > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 11:05

You cannot take my 9000-rpm Italian engines out of my estate, or my hands. And if you do, I will turn your weapons against you, at the press of a button.