Formula Oppo: The Spanish Fly Grand Prix of Real Madrid

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
05/13/2016 at 15:48 • Filed to: FO

Welcome back for the 5th round of Formula Oppo, the only fantasy F1 game that’s lasted beyond 2 seasons. This week we go to Western Euroland, but not too far west, because no one wants to go to that worthless shit rectangle.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Nico crushed it getting a grand slam. Lewis overcame difficulties and ran into more engine issues leaving him to finish second. Kimi found third. Oh and Kvyt double tapped Vettel, sooooooo...

Come gather ’round people, wherever you roam and admit that the waters around you have grown and accept it that soon you’ll be drenched to the bone. If your time to you is worth savin’ then you better start swimmin’ or you’ll sink like a stone, for the fifth round of Formula Oppo oh the drivers line-ups they are a-changin’. Come writers and critics, who prophesize with your pen, and keep your eyes wide the chance won’t come again, and don’t speak too soon for the wheel’s still in spin. And there’s no tellin’ who that it’s namin’ for the loser now will be later to win, for the drivers line-ups they are a-changin’.

Your drivers this race:

Mercedes:

Lewis Hamilton

Nico Rosberg

Ferrari:

Sebastian Vettel

Kimi Raikkonen

Red Bull TAG-Heuer:

Daniel Ricciardo

Daniil Kvyat Max Verstappen

Williams:

Valtteri Bottas

Felipe Massa

McLaren-Honda:

Fernando Alonso Stoffel Vandoorne

Jenson Button

Force India:

Nico Hulkenberg

Sergio Perez

Toro Rosso:

Max Verstappen Daniil Kvyat

Carlos Sainz

Renault:

Kevin Magnussen

Jolyon Palmer

Sauber:

Marcus Ericsson

Felipe Nasr

Manor:

Pascal Wehrlein

Rio Hartyanto

Haas:

Romain Grosjean

Esteban Gutierrez

My picks for this round?

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettel

Curse: Max Verstappen

The rest of you have until Q1 to get you picks in or I’m deporting them to Portugal.

Good luck.

DISCUSSION (31)

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/07/2016 at 17:08

Q: Rosberg

1. Vettel

2. Rosberg

3. Raikkonen

Hot Takes Salesman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/07/2016 at 17:09

Q. Rosberg

1. Vettel

2. Rosberg

3. Raikkonen

Hot Takes Salesman > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
05/07/2016 at 17:10

Well shit we picked the same things. May Vettel embrace the dark side and use his anger against Rosberg

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Hot Takes Salesman
05/07/2016 at 17:13

I was a minute quicker, but I feel like Vettel has the best chance of ending Rosberg’s win streak.

Hot Takes Salesman > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
05/07/2016 at 17:19

All I know is that Hamilton is fucked.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/07/2016 at 17:27

Q Hamilton
1 Rosberg
2 Hamilton
3 Vettel
(also, have I missed too many rounds)

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/07/2016 at 17:31

Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/08/2016 at 02:14

Oy why’d you put a space on my name you immense bullmason? Change it back, then I’ll make my pick.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/08/2016 at 09:09

Q. Hamilton

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Verstappen

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Wheelerguy
05/08/2016 at 11:05

Fixed

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/08/2016 at 16:47

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettel

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/08/2016 at 23:40

Thanks, man.

Now for picking:

Rosberg tomará la posición de privilegio, pero que acababa de ser segundo por detrás de Vettel y Lewis se raye de la tercera etapa.

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/09/2016 at 12:17

Have I been kicked out of Formula Oppo?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > StingrayJake
05/09/2016 at 12:37

No, why? Is your name gone?

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/09/2016 at 13:24

Indeed it is. I think I should be top 3.

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/09/2016 at 15:42

Pending my reinstatement to the rankings:

Q. Hamilton

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/12/2016 at 11:01

Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Hamilton

Curse. No Curse

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/13/2016 at 08:13

Q. HAM

1. ROS

2. HAM

3. VET

Nonster > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/13/2016 at 09:12

Q: Hamilton

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Hamilton

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/13/2016 at 15:41

Q: Hamilton

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Kimi

C: Wehrlein

jariten1781 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/13/2016 at 15:58

Q:Lewis

1: Rosberg

2. Lewis

3. Vettel

sonicgabe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/13/2016 at 16:27

Pole: Nico

1st: Nico

2nd: Lewis

3rd: Vettel

I would curse Kvyat, but he’s been cursed enough; so no curse from me.

Mr. Plastics powered by GreyGoose > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/13/2016 at 16:42

Q: Rosberg

1: Hamilton

2: Vettel

3: Ricciardo (Maybe just wishful thinking).

Guessing Rosberg might get some trouble because he’s has such a string of luck lately.

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/13/2016 at 18:22

Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Räikkönen

Chasaboo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/13/2016 at 18:39

Well I’m going for Hunt “The Shunt” to score with the ladies.

Gated Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/14/2016 at 01:49

q. ros

1. ros

2. vet

3. ham

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/14/2016 at 03:00

Q: Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

PushToStart > StingrayJake
05/14/2016 at 03:02

Watch your back, I'm coming for you! Hahaha

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/14/2016 at 06:05

q. rosberg
1. hamilton
2. rosberg

3. vettel

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/14/2016 at 10:21

crap, I think I forgot to pick before quali. I was going to pick my usual Q.Ros, 1.Ros, 2.Ham, 3. Vet.

Are 1, 2 ,3 picks still valid?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > EL_ULY
05/14/2016 at 18:42

Nope, sorry