Most WTF California US Senate candidates

"CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)" (ccpbb) 05/06/2016 at 16:50 • Filed to: None

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Here are some of the weird candidates that put effort into making a US Senate campaign. Mind they had to pay 25 dollars per word for their candidate guide listing. So some got creative...More after the break. (Yes that is binary code for E)

Nice going with the acronyms.

So many shits were give that he gave up at the end and just made a list.

You can believe in anyone you want, but I believe in not snubbing basic grammar. Why the semicolon after Democratic Presidents? Jesus Christ, can’t you have someone to edit it and condense your ideals to the fewest possible amount of words while not dumbing it down?

#Anarchist2016

“I am mainstream Facebook social media” and is her first name president? If not what is she a president of?

And I found this with a quick Google search. This really makes no sense, as what she’s commenting on is a Sony E Reader... And not a Sony mic..

The first sentence insinuates that there are several Senator Merritt and he’s the only one running. But there may be in the past, but there is only one Merritt running. And since you paid so damn much for the amount of text, why use “California make history!” Instead of adding a “will” to make it at least grammatically correct? It’s 25 dollars....and somehow you have 2 law degrees with this level of mediocre grammar skillz

The final gem and the best one.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 05/06/2016 at 16:54

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Why the fuck is Frank Chu not running? He’s a master of complex concepts in few words.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/06/2016 at 16:57

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I’m laughing hysterically at this guy....holy shit I need to ask my dad if he’s seen this guy in SF.....

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 05/06/2016 at 17:03

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I think it would be good to have someone in office who isn’t guiltied to the twelve galaxies.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/06/2016 at 17:06

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Damn it 12 Galaxies, pay Frank his salaries for all the work he’s done as a movie star!

ranwhenparked > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 05/06/2016 at 19:28

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Herbert G. Peters seems confused. Unless, is “party affiliation” chosen via a glitchy drop-down menu?

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > ranwhenparked 05/06/2016 at 23:50

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I think he doesn’t understand a Democrat/repulican back then doesnt really reflect how the party stands now...