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05/05/2016 at 18:56 • Filed to: weird stuff, dirty, mud bogs, innapropriate footwear
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05/05/2016 at 18:56 • Filed to: weird stuff, dirty, mud bogs, innapropriate footwear | 1
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That’s what happens when you take your Camero to a mud bog.
TheHondaBro
> nermal
05/05/2016 at 18:58 |
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But what if a mud bog is the only thing separating your Camero from the Dairy Queen?
Shamoononon drives like a farmer
> nermal
05/05/2016 at 19:00 |
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What kind of fetish is this? WEIRD!! I saw a website one time where all they had is women stepping on lettuce heads... this is that weird...
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nermal
> TheHondaBro
05/05/2016 at 19:00 |
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Better hope you have a friend to help push when you inevitably get stuck!
Alfalfa
> nermal
05/05/2016 at 19:06 |
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I feel like I’m watching some weird fetish movie.
MultiplaOrgasms
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
05/05/2016 at 19:06 |
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Rule 34.
RallyWrench
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
05/05/2016 at 19:06 |
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Yeah, this is a thing. I swear, really, I came across this site in a perfectly innocent GIS for a stuck car once. And I had the same reaction you did.
cbell04
> nermal
05/05/2016 at 19:10 |
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Leon711
> Alfalfa
05/05/2016 at 19:12 |
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You are.
Bytemite
> nermal
05/05/2016 at 19:12 |
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Probably the most sexist thing I’ve seen all day.
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Leon711
> RallyWrench
05/05/2016 at 19:13 |
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I too found it this way.
RyanFrew
> nermal
05/05/2016 at 19:14 |
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Wait....is this a thing for people?
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Alfalfa
> Leon711
05/05/2016 at 19:26 |
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Well that explainsit, then.
Steve in Manhattan
> nermal
05/05/2016 at 19:38 |
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It’s not exactly my thing, but I understand it.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> RyanFrew
05/05/2016 at 19:45 |
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Well it’s certainly not for those poor cars.
S65
> nermal
05/05/2016 at 19:56 |
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This Is So Wrong.
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Bytemite
05/05/2016 at 20:06 |
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careful — the night is young
Milky
> nermal
05/05/2016 at 21:11 |
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Miata @4:45.
I got you oppo.
jvirgs drives a Subaru
> nermal
05/05/2016 at 22:03 |
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Its a mustang and that was just weird.
HammerheadFistpunch
> nermal
05/05/2016 at 23:06 |
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well I will say one thing...it appears that they know how to drive manual better than they can act. So they got that going for them.
PS9
> nermal
05/08/2016 at 22:02 |
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I’m cinema sins-ing this shit.
0:01 Yep, shake the steering wheel. That’ll get the car unstuck. (ding)
0:04 For f*ck sake lady, your truck does not get permanent immunity to immobilization just because it’s an SUV! (ding)
0:04 ha ha ha ha, no. You did not drive this thing out to the desert wearing 9 inch heels ON PURPOSE. (ding)
0:07 The bloody thing is halfway buried in the sand! It’s up to the floorboards! And you actually think flooring it will help get it unstuck at this point? (ding)
0:11 There are no roads or civilization anywhere to be seen at all here. Yeah, I get that this is some sort of ‘damsel in distress’ fetish deal, but this shot here clearly indicates that you had no intention of doing anything beyond going to the desert and getting yourself stuck in the sand, which makes your cries of frustration over it completely unbelievable. (ding)
0:18 I’m just going to add 20 sins here for making me aware of the fact that someone’s out there jacking it to this sh*t (ding +20)
0:37 So that’s snow world, sand world, and mud world so far. If we add lava world, jungle world and an underwater world, we’ll have enough to make a mario-getting-his-cart-stuck non racing game! (ding)
0:43 Coming soon to a craigslist near you; A late model 4x4 with a broken transfer case. Otherwise like new. Serious offers only. (ding)
0:50 She probably doesn’t believe it’s not butter either. (ding)
0:57 You can almost hear the conversation the producers of this video had about how good it would be for their search results if one of the girls were asian. (ding)
1:07 She almost gets the truck unstuck, but realizes being stuck is the point of the video so she
steers the bloody thing into an obstacle to get it stuck again!
Is the money they make from this good enough to just get a brand new truck if one of them gets wrecked? If so, I definitely chose the wrong line of work. (ding)
1:12 I’ve never been offroading before, but I’m pretty sure all this random flailing about is completely not what you do to get your truck unstuck (ding)
1:23 Are you actually trying to push the truck out with your body? How does this help in any way at all? (ding)
1:30 This is just mud wrestling without the other hot-girl opponent and partial nudity at this point. (ding)
1:39 This woman is attempting to have sex with a four wheeler. (ding)
1:51 10 minute video provides approximately 3 seconds of sexy-girl mud wrestling. Do the producers still live in the VHS era, and are unaware that the internet is a thing that can be searched? (ding)
2:00 “I have to get myself unstuck” says the person doing everything they can to get more stuck. (ding)
2:32 No one would have any reason to bend down and stare at the muddy wheel with the door completely open like that. Again, I get that it’s a fetish thing, and yes the boobs are nice, but that doesn’t make this not a sin, damnit. (ding)
2:38 How is getting mud all over your boobs and tracking it into your truck going to get it unstuck? How is collapsing into the mud and crying like a toddler seem a more appealing course of action than whipping out your smartphone and calling AAA, or a tow truck, or walking to a gas station, or literally anything else? I realize the fetish video would not be happening if she did any of that, but that doesn’t make this scene any less annoying. (ding)
2:52 Oh f*ck you, video. No one is bringing their 6th generation Camaro to a mud trail. Anyone who does something that dumb fully deserves to stay stuck in the mud until a bear comes and eats them. (ding)
8:45 Stupid fetish videos are all good fun, but this here is actually super dangerous. 1000 extra sins for all the people they unwittingly put in harms way over a dumb car mud fetish (ding +1000)
Final Tally: 1020 Sins
Sentence: Fury Road. WITNESS MEEEEEEE