From the Mind of Wobbles

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 05/04/2016 at 23:10 • Filed to: Random Thoughts

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I’m an only child, born to a single mother in the great state of Alabama. I wanted a bunk bed and by my mother’s great goodness I got that bunk bed. I only slept on the top, because no way a monster could reach me from there. Oppo, I had a bunk bed until I moved out of my mother’s place. When people asked me why I had a bunk bed my answer was simple, “so that I can have company in the Captain’s Quarters and the nextlucky participant on the waiting deck!”

-Do you brush your teeth before you shower like a proper God-faring person?

-When asked if you own a manual do you respond with, “Of course! It’s in the glove compartment.”?

-Do you order ice cream when it’s cold outside because you refuse to play “Beat the Clock?” Why should frozen cow squeezings dictate your time of consumption?!

-Have you ever wondered if the “Right to Bare Arms” was supposed to be the “Right to Arm Bears,” and begin our forefather’s secret army of bear soldiers with muskets?

-Do you lay down and wonder why “a part” is something you use to put something else together, but when you put “a part” together it becomes “apart,” which means to separate? Isn’t that weird? “Part” is a part of “apart,” while being apart from “a” when used in “a part.”

-Do you like Candy? Do you like Dates? If you answered yes to both then you would love a Candidate then, right?

-If “con” is the opposite of “pro,” wouldn’t the opposite of “progress” be “Congress.” What would be the opposite of “constitution?”

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind 05/04/2016 at 23:14

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You lived in Alabama? Disgusting

I still live here

Wobbles the Mind > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/04/2016 at 23:16

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I still have good memories of ‘Bama. I broke up with my first girlfriend there, she said we could still be cousins though!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind 05/04/2016 at 23:19

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Where did you live?

Wobbles the Mind > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/04/2016 at 23:21

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Tiny town called Lillian. We had to go to Foley or Pensacola for EVERYTHING! All my family lives that way or on Houston. It’s just my mom and I in New Mexico.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Wobbles the Mind 05/04/2016 at 23:22

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My manual is both in the glove box and the type of transmission in my car. Two for one!

It actually is the “right to bear arms”. Apparently all these bear arm collection limits are unconstitutional. Then again, some interpret it as the right to have hairy arms that look like those of a bear, as the POME Brits against which we rebelled had made laws requiring people to Nair that shit, which the colonists felt wasn’t right.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind 05/04/2016 at 23:22

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Oh you live way down south.

Wobbles the Mind > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 05/04/2016 at 23:25

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This explains why Veterans Day and Thanksgiving are during No Shave Novemeber!

Wobbles the Mind > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/04/2016 at 23:28

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I was born way down South, it’s my family that’s Southern though. I’ve been living in NM since I was five and enunciating since I was six. I kid, I love the South!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind 05/04/2016 at 23:30

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If you listened to the UCS episode I was on, I don't really have an accent

wafflesnfalafel > Wobbles the Mind 05/04/2016 at 23:59

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my little brother lived in Tucumcari, NM for a few years...