![]() 05/04/2016 at 21:30 • Filed to: Scibby, Scoob Nibby 2016 | ![]() | ![]() |
Senna Bless the United Shifts of Oppo. The coming nights are very important nights. There are many other candidates running for office, but we all know the others are dangerous. However, one pair is the most dangerous.
You may have seen their ads. Their personal attacks. Their rabid accusations. I am, of course, talking about TheHondaBro and his running mate SaveTheIntegras. These two are hell-bent on destroying Oppo.
They relentlessly lobbied to prevent the favorable Hondoug merger, which actually would’ve created thousands of video production jobs.
They are evil. And they are deceiving the general public.
Do the people of the United Shifts of Oppo really want a leadership made of boredom, broken dreams, cinderblocks, stolen wheels, relentless firebombing, danger, and New Jersey? They claim to provide universal automotive enjoyment, but at what cost? Under a HondaBro/Integras leadership, this is what the people of the United Shifts of Oppo will live like, each and every day:
You may be familiar with this photograph, and that’s because our team of researchers has discovered that !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . They cleaned the photo up and tried to make it look all nice and pleasant.
TheHondaPrevaricator and SaveTheEquivocator are pathological liars.
Must we live like such savages? HondaBro and Integras do not care about Oppo.
I care about !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . And Nibby cares about Oppo.
We have devoted our lives to making Oppo sideways again. And we are both New Yorkers. Our New York values are better than their semi-New Jersey values. They just are.
All of this is why you, the people of Oppo, must vote for us.
Vote for us to save you.
Vote for us to save Oppo.
Thank you.
And Senna Bless the United Shifts of Oppo.
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DON’T LISTEN TO SCOOB.
Vote for me and everyone gets free brown rotary manual diesel shooting brake Miatas and a Blackbird.
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The Rutgers tag was a nice touch
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THIS MEANS WAR
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BRING IT, SLITHERY SAVETHEINTEGRAS
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WHO’S GOING TO PAY FOR IT?!
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LETS KICK HIS ASS
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DO IT!!!
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Honestly, I would vote for Scoob and Nibby over THB and STI. Because I trust Nibby. And sometimes trust Scoob. Better than THB and STI
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Mexico
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9/10 No cinder blocks -IGN
Hell no I’d rather eat a rear main seal that drive one minute in NYC value roads. Fuck getting to the Holland tunnel is a nightmare. The year 1605 called and they want their roads back. I like my shitty state and my governor can eat your governor while asking for desert right after.
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coob
ibby
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YOUR MOTHER.
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GET OUT OF OUR STATE!!!1 CROSSING OUR BORDERS LIKE IT’S PART OF YOUR RIRHGTS, WHICH IT IS
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I did tag it “Scibby”...
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3
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Is that your guys’s ship name? How cute.
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OH DAMN SON HE JUST SAID YOUR MOM
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yes
tank u
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BYE FELICIA
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SUPPORT MY POST!
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I read that as Scibby and Noob.
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Together we will make Oppo great again. <3
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<3
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I was just about to comment this on one of your posts lol.
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Great minds. This is why we should win.
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You want a New York/New Jersey war, do ya? Well you fuckin’ got it. As Hontegra’s street bos...errr...Secretary of defense, I can assure you that if you decide to go to the matresses, you will lose.
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BRING IT, CHRISTIE!