Make America Big Again

"JR1" (type35bugatti) 05/04/2016 at 19:32 • Filed to: Candidacy

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Jarod Rose/ El Rivinado 2016!

As some of you may know one of my opponents recently announced their candidacy for president. Like most of you I was afraid when I heard their campaign rhetoric; Imprisonment of V8s, Canadian plates, and finally an obscure desire to own and drive transverse FWD automobiles.

Well I am here to tell you why a Rose presidency would be better.

Removal of the 25 import policy

No taxation on gasoline

Incentives for gas guzzling V8, V10, V12 and other high cylinder engines

More funds for our infrastructure

Safety regulations on family cars and family cars only.

A vote for Rose is a vote for Big American Value!

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El Rivinado > JR1 05/04/2016 at 19:35

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Can I be your running mate?

JR1 > El Rivinado 05/04/2016 at 19:40

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What are your credentials?

TheHondaBro > JR1 05/04/2016 at 19:42

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Now hold on a minute, you’ve gotten us all wrong. We are not against big V8 cruisers!

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/yes-we-re-all-…

JR1 > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 19:43

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All V8s must make good noises or they will be imprisoned.

This statement speaks for itself!

El Rivinado > JR1 05/04/2016 at 19:44

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I drive a Cadillac, my dad owns a 56 Chevy wagon and a 58 Apache pick-up truck, and I’ve got some knowledge of particular subjects that can make me an asset. Plus, my dad is from Norwalk, so even though I live in SoCal, I got that Ohio blood in me.

TheHondaBro > JR1 05/04/2016 at 19:44

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Senator Rose advocates lousy V8s, I see.

JR1 > El Rivinado 05/04/2016 at 19:45

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Great we need the California vote too!

JR1 > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 19:46

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See sir this is were you are incorrect there is no such thing as a lousy V8

RallyWrench > JR1 05/04/2016 at 19:49

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How to you plan to both eliminate the gas tax and have more money for infrastructure? #srsbsns

TheHondaBro > JR1 05/04/2016 at 19:51

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I have a lot of respect for you, Senator Rose. You’ve balanced MPGs beautifully in the past. However, I must point out that my opponent here is forgetting the Porsche 928, which had a V8 engine full of problems, not to mention a poor, poor noise.

JR1 > RallyWrench 05/04/2016 at 19:53

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Simple. We take funds from the incentives and regulations currently placed on environmentally friendly cars.

Your boy, BJR > RallyWrench 05/04/2016 at 19:55

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As secretary of defense me an muh boyz’ll roll up to other countries and ask them to pay us protection, God forbid they have a little accident. I’ll also insure the other countries in my name so if something DOES happen to them, we get the money anyway.

JR1 > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 19:59

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The Porsche 928 was ruined by restrictive regulations for the, “good of the environment.”

With regards to build quality I believe you need only look at the IMS issues from countless Porsches to see the quality of the engine is only as good as the craftsmanship of the company.

Representative HondaBro I would like you to consider this before attacking high cylinder engines

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Your boy, BJR 05/05/2016 at 09:49

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There’s a Monty Python “tax all foreigners living abroad” joke in there somewhere.