This is a Good Idea (unfortunately not my car)

Kinja'd!!! "Spridget" (dustbustervans)
04/23/2016 at 13:03 • Filed to: None

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Want to piss off your neighbors or get out of a bad marriage? Buy this Alfa Romeo Race Team!

$1000 gets you the orange car pictured, x LeMons, Chumpcar, and THSCC Rally Cross.

$5000 gets you everything Alfa Romeo Milano I own: the orange car, the black “Barchetta” race car, verde parts car, verde complete car, platinum driver, gold project, silver project 50k original miles, silver complete parts car, gold parts car.
$5000 for a race team AND a milano parts business...what a deal!!!! There is no better car than an Italian made sedan built by pissed off factory workers, you will marvel at the technology and at the way they somehow built a car around a leaky steering rack so that the whole car has to be taken apart to replace that rack.


The sound of the unmuffled race cars is worth the price alone.

Photo collectors and guys that have to ask permission to use the bathroom need not apply.

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Spridget
04/23/2016 at 13:43

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That *IS* a good idea.


Kinja'd!!! glemon > Spridget
04/23/2016 at 14:25

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You are quite correct, I dont think the wife would be impressed. I forget, is the Milano the later Fwd sedan, or the RWd?. Do you have Spridgets too? They dont take up much room.


Kinja'd!!! BlueDevil777 > Spridget
04/23/2016 at 14:35

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Hey! That's my old Milano, we sold it to you for beer. Right of first refusal!


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > BlueDevil777
04/23/2016 at 15:08

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Sadly, it’s not my car; I just found it on CL.


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > glemon
04/23/2016 at 15:09

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This isn’t my car; I just found the ad.

I’m pretty sure the Milano was RWD and the 164 FWD, but I could be wrong.


Kinja'd!!! BlueDevil777 > Spridget
04/23/2016 at 15:20

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Here’s a clip of me driving it during its first race a six years ago. Loved that Milano! We “gave” it to the current owner for a bunch of beer and the promise that it would see more track time. Why let it go? My lemons team (this was our second car, the first was a Audi Quattro) had about 10 kids in three years! Note they part of ad about divorce is accurate! :)


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Spridget
04/23/2016 at 16:35

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Yeah Milano/75 is RWD transaxle, 164 is FWD and some models AWD :)


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Spridget
04/23/2016 at 16:40

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If only there were an affordable way to transport that much hooptie from North Carolina to Massachusetts


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Spridget
04/23/2016 at 21:51

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Milano! Like the cookie.