Zombie cars

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/19/2016 at 13:22 • Filed to: None

You see them everywhere. They are held together with twine and happy thoughts, making horrendous noises and clouds of smoke. It is amazing they still move under their own power and people are driving them to work everyday.

There is an Impreza wagon at work with rust holes you could put your hand through, 25% of bumper cover, it rocked a spare for most of the winter and continues to make a variety horrible sounds. Yet there it is everyday at work a shambling hulk more dead than alive.

DISCUSSION (14)

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > CalzoneGolem
04/19/2016 at 13:27

Sounds like my brother’s F-150. It loses about a pound of rust every time the doors are slammed shut.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem
04/19/2016 at 13:35

It’s sad.

CalzoneGolem > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
04/19/2016 at 13:56

It’ll probably out live us all.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > CalzoneGolem
04/19/2016 at 13:58

Probably. It has 300k+ kilometres on it, was sitting for over a year, and started right up once we put gas in it and charged the battery.

CalzoneGolem > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/19/2016 at 13:58

For just your donation of less than a cup of coffee a second you can give these cars enough gas to get a cup of coffee and all the preventative maintenance required.