The presidential candidates' guide to replacing the valve covers on a transverse V6

Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
04/18/2016 at 15:01 • Filed to: None

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Trump: Cut everything off to get back there

Cruz: carpet bomb the intake

Kasich: cut the gasket, snake it around the engine, then seal it back up with some goop

Hillary: only replace the front one and hope nobody notices

Sanders: junk the damn thing and replace it with a 4-cylinder Camry


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > dogisbadob
04/18/2016 at 15:05

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Carson: Incoherent statement about CVTs.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jcarr
04/18/2016 at 15:06

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“Wizards are real and I’m made of butter” ~ Ben Carson 2486


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > dogisbadob
04/18/2016 at 15:08

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Alternate for Trump

“If you start the job, but decide you can’t go through with the rest of it, there will be some sort of punishment."


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > dogisbadob
04/18/2016 at 15:09

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Trump - We’re going to get the best valve cover gaskets! You’ve never seen gaskets like these! These aren’t cheap plastic ones. No... These are classy gaskets. I’ve got lots of gaskets. And friends. Lots of friends. Some of my friends have gaskets too and they tell me all the time about how their gaskets just aren’t good enough, but once I’m president I’m going to make sure that everyone gets the best gaskets!, and Mexico’s going to pay for it!


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Jcarr
04/18/2016 at 15:09

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CVTs were made to store your variables.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > dogisbadob
04/18/2016 at 15:14

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Sanders: Sell the car and buy everyone bicycles.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > crowmolly
04/18/2016 at 15:15

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Alissa Walker, is that you?


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
04/18/2016 at 15:17

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I am more Johnnie Walker than I am Alissa.


Kinja'd!!! JRapp: now as good as new again > dogisbadob
04/18/2016 at 15:24

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Hillary: only replace the front one and hope nobody notices

Not sure if this is where you got this, but my wife’s Monte Carlo has a recall for a valve cover gasket replacement. Only the front one on a transverse mounted V6, and not the rear....


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > dogisbadob
04/18/2016 at 15:27

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Hillary - Changing the valve cover gaskets on a V6 is impossible! Only change one!

[Bernie changes the valve cover gaskets]

Hillary - Look! I changed the valve cover gaskets!