Oppo Census 2016 (Repost for morning & international crew)

"scoob" (scoobsti) 04/18/2016 at 09:00 • Filed to: Oppo Census, Oppositelock, Census, Survey, Form

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Ever wonder what the demographics of Oppo are like? Well, we’ll find out one day, because the unofficial official Oppo Census is here! If as many of you can (honestly) fill it out, we will be able to see all the weird vehicular statistics of this place.

Don’t worry, there are no personal identifiers and it’s all completely anonymous. The only “personal” things are questions asking your gender, age, and location, which you don’t even have to specify. Nothing about income or anything like that. It’s just the three things above and a whole bunch of questions relating to your vehicular history, both past and present. Oh, and slight mentions of your Oppo cred. Even if you don’t own a car, or do own a motorcycle or electric car, fill it out! There are answers for you at the top of each applicable question.

I did have to Wikipedia some stuff to make sure I covered all the bases as far as answers go, but just to be sure most questions have an “Other” option, so if you don’t see a suitable answer you can select “Other” and type it in. And for a bit of fun, there’s a text input at the end so you can type in whatever the hell you want, you savages.

After enough people take the survey, whatever that number may be, I’ll copy and paste the results from the responses page which show up in charts and percentages which is very helpful, thank you very much indeed Google compile all the data myself and post the results on Oppo. Hard work. Yes. We’ll be able to see how many Opponauts live in Europe, or drive a FWD car, or drive a car with a V8, or use digital tire pressure gauges, or even how many people have crank windows, for example. OR, HOW MANY OF YOU CLOWNS ACTUALLY OWN RWD DIESEL MANUAL BROWN WAGONS.

Sound cool?

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LINK:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1KGsLy…

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EDIT: OK, I done goofed on a bunch of answer choices. Unfortunately I can’t change them because it will invalidate the answers that are already submitted. I don’t want that and I’m pretty sure no one else wants that, so just pick whatever’s the closest option, ignoring my “humorous” bits in the choices.

Blondude > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:04

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If I own a car from 2000 do I pick 1990-2000 or 2000-2010?

scoob > Blondude 04/17/2016 at 19:05

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Crap lol. I’d say the latter.

Edit: Just fixed that section.

TheHondaBro > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:09

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The Youabian Puma is missing from the list...

not for canada - australian in disguise > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:11

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What if you own a 2WD motorcycle?

Sidenote: I don’t actually own a 2WD motorcycle, but it would be cool.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:12

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JERSEY OPPOS...ASSEMBLE SO WE CAN ATTACK SCOOB OVER THIS

scoob > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/17/2016 at 19:12

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If there’s an other for that section, then they can type it in, or just choose AWD or something lol.

I just found out if I change the possible answers, previous submitted answers are invalid, so I don’t want to change it.

scoob > TheHondaBro 04/17/2016 at 19:12

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YOU KNOW WHAT LIST YOU’RE ON?

MY HIT LIST

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/17/2016 at 19:12

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Joisey*

lone_liberal > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:13

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I see you are one of those people who does not differentiate between the PNW, and the mountain west. . The West covers a lot of geography.

TheHondaBro > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:13

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Hmm... Is the Puma on that list?

Your boy, BJR > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/17/2016 at 19:13

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That fuckin’ prick.......

JERSEY STRONG, BABY! ALL. DAY. ALL. DAY.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:14

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Done.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:16

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Filled out it, how dare you insult NJ, our governor has his own gravitational pull.

leicester > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:16

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Done.

Blondude > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:17

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Also, what do we consider a Land Cruiser with a center locking diff but no lockers in the front or rear? All 4 wheels are always driven so with the center diff unlocked it’s essentially AWD (or what people usually consider AWD), but with the center diff locked it’s basically 4WD.

Also, the change you made still affects people with cars from 1999. It should go 1990-1999, 2000-2009, etc.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:17

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Options for dragons not on there as of right now.

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:17

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Haha I filled out the whole damn thing, thaaaaaaaaaanks. I realized we own all I6s and V8s right now, huzzah!

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/17/2016 at 19:18

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Crap I saw your pic and was going to ask how you like it. I love the idea of those things

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:20

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The Public Transportation question could be expanded. I don’t take it simply because I live in an area that doesn’t have any. When I lived in Chicago, I could go weeks without driving. The “NO!” makes it seem like I’m against it...

duurtlang > lone_liberal 04/17/2016 at 19:22

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If you think that’s bad, he doesn’t differentiate between the UK and Romania, Sweden or Greece.

Honeybunchesofgoats > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:27

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I have a slight problem with your survey.

slipperysallylikespenguins > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:28

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In the number of seats question, is a bench seat considered 1 or 3? Also you misspelled Camaro, but I’m assuming it was intentional based on overall attitude of census.

TheHondaBro > duurtlang 04/17/2016 at 19:29

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They’re basically the same thing, right?

Dusty Ventures > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:30

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The “manual windows question needs a “no glass” option, and mileage needs a “no odometer” option

Blondude > slipperysallylikespenguins 04/17/2016 at 19:34

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I just went by number of people designed to sit in it.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:44

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Not to be a pedant, but engine size suffers the same issue (1.0-2.0; 2.0-3.0; etc).

Done, and thanks for putting it together.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:50

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Bothered that the 4wd Tercel Wagon is not an official oppo car, but a bunch of Bimmers are :/ Probably more suitable for FP...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/17/2016 at 19:50

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Silver was a color option

(Joke)

Birddog > scoob 04/17/2016 at 19:53

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No place for 3 wheelers eh? I see how it is..

lone_liberal > duurtlang 04/17/2016 at 19:56

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I will give him credit for breaking out the Southwest. A lot of people just group one third of the country together as if Seattle, Billings, Denver, Phoenix, San Diego and Oakland are all the same things.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/17/2016 at 19:58

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Excuse me, but that color is platinum . Silver is a precious metal for plebs.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/17/2016 at 19:59

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Then I would like to call my white car “cumulus cloud"

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > lone_liberal 04/17/2016 at 20:01

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Aren’t they though? Aren’t they???

Honeybunchesofgoats > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/17/2016 at 20:05

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I will, but only because that’s a pretty cool name for a car.

Amoore100 > scoob 04/17/2016 at 20:13

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Is this big, black piece of plastic with buttons and all sorts of electronic wizardry a ‘physical key’ if I have to jam it into the dash and twist it to the right to make the car start?

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > scoob 04/17/2016 at 20:21

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There is no option for past VR6 owners, not sure if that would be helpful though

scoob > Amoore100 04/17/2016 at 20:28

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Sure

scoob > Little Black Coupe Turned Silver 04/17/2016 at 20:29

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Yeah there are some flaws but if I change the answers then it invalidates the answers already submitted. :/

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > Amoore100 04/17/2016 at 20:31

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I put it down as a key, I do have to turn it in my S40, side note: just hopped into my Volvo after driving my Saab around for a week and ended up putting my “key” in the cupholder, I didn’t achieve the desired result

#Saabproblems

scoob > Birddog 04/17/2016 at 20:33

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For cars or bikes?

scoob > Dusty Ventures 04/17/2016 at 20:33

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If I change/add answers, previous submissions are invalidated. :(

scoob > TheHondaBro 04/17/2016 at 20:34

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YES!

scoob > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/17/2016 at 20:34

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Just pick top lol

scoob > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 04/17/2016 at 20:35

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Unfortunately I can’t change it without breaking every other answer for that. :(

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/17/2016 at 20:39

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Yeah, no full size wagon option in the official cars of Oppo either. I am a disappoint

shop-teacher > scoob 04/17/2016 at 20:40

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I lol’d that the how many vehicles have you ever owned stopped at six.

scoob > shop-teacher 04/17/2016 at 20:42

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Funnily enough, that is the most popular option. Maybe somebody else should have done this lol.

Birddog > scoob 04/17/2016 at 20:42

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Bikes. I have a 2 wheeler but five 3 wheelers. I answered as honestly as I could.

scoob > shop-teacher 04/17/2016 at 20:42

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There is a wagon option

shop-teacher > scoob 04/17/2016 at 20:46

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Damn. Must’ve missed that. Well, add one to that tally.

Matt Nichelson > scoob 04/17/2016 at 20:47

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I noticed on the part for the year that you could choose more than one option for 2009. I chose the latter for mine since I saw somebody else did the same further down in the comments. Aside from that, pretty cool!

shop-teacher > scoob 04/17/2016 at 20:48

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I’d be shocked if that wasn’t the case. We’re all into cars, and we aren’t all kids :)

scoob > Birddog 04/17/2016 at 20:49

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Ah, sorry about that. I somehow thought of 3 wheelers for cars but not bikes.

scoob > shop-teacher 04/17/2016 at 20:50

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If I remember, haha.

scoob > Matt Nichelson 04/17/2016 at 20:50

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Yeah, sorry about that. I can’t make any changes to it anymore. Thanks though!

scoob > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/17/2016 at 20:51

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You can pick the wagon option, if you haven’t submitted it yet.

Birddog > scoob 04/17/2016 at 20:51

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No need to be sorry. Most modern 3 wheelers are just 2/3 of a Miata.

scoob > duurtlang 04/17/2016 at 20:53

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Sorry! There’s an Other option and you can type in something.

scoob > lone_liberal 04/17/2016 at 20:54

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Sorry, I can’t change the answers. Just pick whatever you’re comfortable with.

lone_liberal > scoob 04/17/2016 at 20:56

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No worries! I'm just weird about it.

Amoore100 > TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo 04/17/2016 at 21:03

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Haha, that’s hilarious. I would probably do the same after living with a Saab, although the upper dashboard mounted ignition isn’t exactly conventional on the Volvo either.

Amoore100 > scoob 04/17/2016 at 21:04

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Also, you should repost this for the morning crowd because I’m really interested to see the results!

OPPOsaurus WRX > scoob 04/17/2016 at 21:08

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If I’m 30 do I pick. 25-30 or 30-35

ktfright | Kinja Neighborhood Black Guy > scoob 04/17/2016 at 21:08

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Just finished it! Lol at doge challenger.

scoob > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/17/2016 at 21:16

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Yeah I botched all the numerical options. Pick whatever you’re comfortable with. Wanna seem older or younger?

scoob > ktfright | Kinja Neighborhood Black Guy 04/17/2016 at 21:18

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In the text field submission, some people legitimately thought I didn’t know how to spell Camaro, Dodge, or Ford.

Malanga > scoob 04/17/2016 at 21:25

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Filled out. It was a bit weird considering I’m < 18 and only (partially) own 1 car, and I only found oppo maybe a month ago so don’t even have the un-greyness yet.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > scoob 04/17/2016 at 22:22

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I have a Power Wheels Ford Raptor, can I check that box?

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > Amoore100 04/17/2016 at 22:49

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At least neither one has a column mounted ignition, only for the fact that it keeps the obsquirity consistent

JAREAL > scoob 04/17/2016 at 22:53

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BLLLLLLACCCCCCCKKKKKBIIIIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDD

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > scoob 04/17/2016 at 22:56

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Ferd

Amoore100 > TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo 04/18/2016 at 00:08

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Exactly what I was trying to point out. Thanks for streamlining my somewhat obfuscated statement. Those Swedes, always thinking about saving your knees... ;)

Nibby > scoob 04/18/2016 at 09:12

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If you get a marriage proposal...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > scoob 04/18/2016 at 09:18

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Next time MOAR UTE

fourvalleys > shop-teacher 04/18/2016 at 09:23

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I just realized my garage (right now) makes me look like some kind of lunatic to a non-enthusiast:

I selected four different displacements and three different drive styles (LHD, RHD, handlebars)... somehow I don’t have a RWD car, though. Hm.

There should have been a question about the number of gears though, I’m curious how that’s distributed. I’ve got four, five, and six speeds right now. Jeez.

yamahog > scoob 04/18/2016 at 09:23

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Color?

BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/18/2016 at 09:34

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Rear left? Top left?

NYankee1927 > scoob 04/18/2016 at 09:44

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I use the auto brake/hill start in my mini AND IM NOT EVEN SORRY!

scoob > Nibby 04/18/2016 at 10:03

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I DO

scoob > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/18/2016 at 10:04

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Can’t believe I forgot that.

scoob > NYankee1927 04/18/2016 at 10:04

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That’s fine, I meant on level ground lol.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > scoob 04/18/2016 at 10:08

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I guess I’ve just made it obvious which person wrote in an “other” in body style with “UTE” in all caps, but IDGAF

Nibby > scoob 04/18/2016 at 10:12

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AN OPPO WEDDING

fourvalleys > shop-teacher 04/18/2016 at 10:18

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And I just realized who I replied to. You know I’m planning to bring the wagon out to rallycross!

e: Not this week for me, either. But soon!

RyanFrew > scoob 04/18/2016 at 10:34

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My modified r53 Mini Cooper S and ‘89 944 didn’t qualify as “Oppo Cars”. Hurtful, hurtful stuff.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > scoob 04/18/2016 at 10:35

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DONE

NYankee1927 > scoob 04/18/2016 at 10:36

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Ah that makes more sense. Also, FYI I think you forgot dirtbike/sumo for 2 wheels good possibilities.

shop-teacher > fourvalleys 04/18/2016 at 10:38

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I’ll be out there May 22nd!

shop-teacher > fourvalleys 04/18/2016 at 10:42

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You’ll need to get on that rwd thing!

Good call on the gears. At one point a couple years ago I had three cars and a truck. Among them I had a 3 speed, a 4 speed, a 5 speed, and a 6 speed trans between them. Not as interesting anymore, now it’s two 4 speeds and a 6 speed.

yamahog > Nibby 04/18/2016 at 10:52

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At least one is in the cards a few years down the road...

yamahog > RyanFrew 04/18/2016 at 10:53

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CAMERO is where it’s at

scoob > RyanFrew 04/18/2016 at 10:55

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Yeah sorry about that. When I make the summary post I’ll make a note of all the things I missed.

Nibby > yamahog 04/18/2016 at 10:58

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Oh, I know of a couple of people who used to be on Oppo who got married.

RyanFrew > scoob 04/18/2016 at 10:59

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Haha I’m just giving you a hard time.

scoob > NYankee1927 04/18/2016 at 11:10

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Yeah when I make the summary I’ll make a note that I missed/messed up a lot of choices.

Shift24 > scoob 04/18/2016 at 11:15

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Quick question, are we filling out the second half for cars we have owned or currently own.

scoob > Shift24 04/18/2016 at 11:16

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Everything, past and current.

Shift24 > scoob 04/18/2016 at 11:54

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Ok was just making sure and completed it. Just an idea for next time might want to add some more notes under the questions.

scoob > Shift24 04/18/2016 at 11:57

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Yeah I’ve never done this before, didn’t know it was so confusing. Also, I’m going to make reading the beginning instructions and notes “required”.

And I’m going to lose the “humor.” Got a whole lot of angry people in the text submission.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > NYankee1927 04/18/2016 at 12:56

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I will fight the person who tries to take it from me.