Which cars have the douchey-ist drivers? (Complete with my personal picks).

"LJ909" (lj909) 04/13/2016 at 17:39 • Filed to: None

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This goes off of the post regarding the Internets hatred of the Mustang, which apparently has become known for douhebag drivers. Heres a list of which ones I think are douchey-ist:

The Subaru WRX/STi. Hell the whole Subaru mod community has gone to shit honestly

Civic Si: made worse by the sedan because now the douchebags can drive crazy weaving though traffic with their families!

Focus ST: Even though its fairly new on the scene, owners are starting to get douchey like WRX owners. I feel the RS is only going to make things worse.

Dodge Challenger: Especially drivers with base and SXT trims. Seem to be doucheier than RT and SRT drives. Take note: aftermarket exhaust does not sound good on pre Pentastar V6's.

Chevy Camaro RS: I think the douchey-ness here stems from the fact that RS drivers tend to be younger than SS and Z/28 drivers.

Most lifted truck drivers: Needs no explanation, though IM LOOKING AT YOU RAPTOR DRIVERS!

Infiniti G37: Part of the problem here I think comes from how someone can easily get their hands on them for cheap, just like the Mustang.

Agree or disagree? Have any to add or did I miss any?

dogisbadob > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 17:42

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I’m surprised you didn’t include the Prius, or any BMW :p

LJ909 > dogisbadob 04/13/2016 at 17:44

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Too easy. I wanted some choices that some people may not think are obvious. Besides both seem to be misguided: Prius drivers by thinking they are the planets saviors and BMW drivers are misguided by the badge and a feeling a superiority by the badge. Although the Prius drivers are not as worse as they used to be.

Steve in Manhattan > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 17:46

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I don’t drive a lot given where I live, but the biggest assholes I’ve seen on the road drive Jettas, 3 and 5 series BMWs, and Infiniti Ms. But that’s a limited sampling.

Spaceball-Two > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 17:47

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Um, I can think of at least 10 Oppos off the top of my head that drive a good portion of those vehicles and they are not d-bags.

I might suggest an edit to this post to tone down some of the snark.

LJ909 > Steve in Manhattan 04/13/2016 at 17:47

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Wow really? Where do you live? Because drivers of those cars where I live tend to be chicks (in Jettas) and seniors in the 3,5 and M’s.

RightFootDown > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 17:48

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Any Scion with the manufacturer bolt-ons?

yamahog > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 17:48

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It’s sweet of you to think that only the RS owners are assholes, but in reality we all know that owning a gen 5 Camaro in any flavor means there is something not quite right with you ;)

LJ909 > Spaceball-Two 04/13/2016 at 17:51

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Its only snark if you think its snark. Its not meant to me. Again, this is my opinion based off where I live and drive. Of course not all drivers of these are douchebags. That goes without saying.

TheJWT > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 17:51

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Humber Super Snipe fanbois are the fucking worst

Steve in Manhattan > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 17:54

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Live in Manhattan. My driving is mostly up and down 95 to visit family in DC/MD.

dogisbadob > yamahog 04/13/2016 at 17:54

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Well of course they’re pissed! They can’t see shit and you can’t even get t-tops anymore!

LJ909 > Steve in Manhattan 04/13/2016 at 17:55

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Oh ok no wonder.

lone_liberal > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 18:00

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Cars are not douchey. It’s their drivers who are and most of the cars you listed are inexpensive enough (used) to be bought by young drivers and young drivers are more likely to do stupid shit. This isn’t a slam against millennials, it was just as true when I was a dipshit teenager/20-something. You might add in that young guys who can afford these cars can come with more than a bit of entitlement.

CRider > yamahog 04/13/2016 at 18:02

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Are Camaro drivers assholes, or are they just pinning it and hoping for the best since they can’t see where they’re going?

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 18:03

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Sport sedans are the “douchiest” body style, in that it seems like every guy I see weaving in and out of traffic like he’s Mario Andretti is in an A4/3 series/G37. That being said, I’ve never met a car I didn’t like, only owners.

LJ909 > lone_liberal 04/13/2016 at 18:07

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Fixed the title for you. Thanks, though its not just young guys however.

lone_liberal > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 18:09

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It’s not but I think that they tend to be the largest pool. Most grow out of it, but some never change.

bob and john > yamahog 04/13/2016 at 18:15

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no, hes right. its the RS’s that are dicks...the rest of them are axe murderers .ESP the ones in the yellows ones. they KNOW black would look SUPER suspicious, so they got the yellow one as some sort of reverse physiology thing.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 18:18

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You have a future on FP

Your boy, BJR > yamahog 04/13/2016 at 18:33

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Sub1LE.

Your boy, BJR > TheJWT 04/13/2016 at 18:34

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Man fuck Humber fanboys.

Dusty Ventures > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 18:38

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Around here it's the Nissan 350z/370z first and foremost, followed by 3 series BMWs, the Subaru WRX/STI (as much as it pains me to say it), and most Hondas (including the Odyssey but excluding crossovers and the Ridgeline)

Your boy, BJR > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 18:39

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Hupmobiles. Smug assholes always talking about their man sized doors and discriminating against eels.

Reigntastic > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 18:42

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Can’t believe you left out the Z06. Driven exclusively by douchebags.

scoob > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 18:46

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Have you seen the way the people drive these? They drive everywhere like they own the place, terrorizing the land, stealing things from the ground, etc. They have absolutely no regard for rules.

Malanga > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 18:48

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All ya had to do was look at the name...

LJ909 > Reigntastic 04/13/2016 at 19:02

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That's one I don't ever see. Vetts are almost always exclusively senior age white people driving them like Buicks.

LJ909 > Malanga 04/13/2016 at 19:03

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I've found that names mean nothing on here.

Textured Soy Protein > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 19:36

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I am about to go from this:

To this:

I must be a double secret douche.

Autofixation > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 19:38

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Chevy Tahoes, GMC Yukons, Envoys, GM SUV’s in general.

yamahog > CRider 04/13/2016 at 20:02

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Lol, the visions fine out the front, unless you mean pinning it in reverse Ricky Bobby style

yamahog > dogisbadob 04/13/2016 at 20:03

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*mullet ventilators

LJ909 > Textured Soy Protein 04/13/2016 at 20:08

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As long as you don’t cut people off dangerously, lower it and put a horrible matte black paint job and put a shitty aftermarket exhaust on it that makes the 3.7 sound like it’s being rattled around you should be fine.

LJ909 > Autofixation 04/13/2016 at 20:11

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I always encounter women that seem to be 5'2 and under with the seat so far up to the wheel that you can see the side of the seat in the drivers window as being the ones who drive most reckless in Tahoes and Suburbans.

Textured Soy Protein > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 20:24

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I do have a healthy supply of creatine supplements and thoroughly enjoy looking at my shirtless self in the mirror.

Under_Score > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 20:45

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My neighbor...

*Barely 5'

*Very southern and country

*Three young kids, with one of them playing travel baseball

Vehicle? 2014 Suburban.

wafflesnfalafel > LJ909 04/13/2016 at 21:45

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I’ve been running into a lot of douchey 350z and Tahoe drivers recently - not sure what that’s all about...

MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig > LJ909 04/14/2016 at 11:04

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1. Bro-dozers

2. Anything stanced

3. WRX/STi/Evo

4. German cars exc. Porsche

5. Infiniti

Reigntastic > LJ909 04/14/2016 at 11:21

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I live to provide the exception :)

NJAnon > LJ909 04/30/2016 at 00:16

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The subaru’s? really?

RRGunnz > Textured Soy Protein 03/04/2017 at 11:57

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Just checking in now that some time has passed. How’s this switch gone? Infiniti drivers are the biggest DB’s on the road, by leaps and bounds. This is manifest in their pathological refusal to use turn-signals, but more infuriating is every goddamn one of them will tailgate and/or cut off every other driver they encounter like it’s a fucking bodily function. If you don’t do this, you’re not a DB.

Textured Soy Protein > RRGunnz 03/05/2017 at 12:08

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Changed my mind and then went mod crazy. I drive this:

RRGunnz > Textured Soy Protein 03/05/2017 at 13:19

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WELL-PLAYED, SIR. ‘06 335i?

Textured Soy Protein > RRGunnz 03/05/2017 at 22:07

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2011 335xi M Sport stick shift with assorted upgrades.