King Donut Teriyaki Laundromat!

Kinja'd!!! "GreenN_Gold" (GreenN_Gold)
04/08/2016 at 12:52 • Filed to: None

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As a local (and as an Internet user) I’m a bit surprised that I’ve never heard of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! until I drove past it yesterday. So I googled it, and apparently a fan made a (some might say racist) commercial for them that has made some rounds on Reddit. The company doesn’t seem to mind the commercial. I was hoping for some more comedians on !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Don’t worry if you get some donut glaze or soy sauce on you shirt, you can just throw it in the wash!


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! MarquetteLa > GreenN_Gold
04/08/2016 at 13:16

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Donut King or gtfo

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Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > GreenN_Gold
04/08/2016 at 13:22

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“It’s a Real Place!”


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > MarquetteLa
04/08/2016 at 13:26

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Not the same place, but who cares? Because Countach.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > MarquetteLa
04/08/2016 at 13:33

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No. The best donuts are ALWAYS a single mom-n-pop shop owned/staffed by a Chinese family. I don’t know why this is true but my empirical observations over the years have proved the theory.


Kinja'd!!! MarquetteLa > Brian, The Life of
04/08/2016 at 15:17

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This is empirically true, however mom-n-pop donut shops don’t sponsor a bunch of racecars that I happen to see and root for all the time.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > MarquetteLa
04/08/2016 at 17:09

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Fair.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > GreenN_Gold
04/21/2016 at 18:01

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This is still my favorite doughnut shop:

http://www.gloryholedoughnuts.com/


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Brian, The Life of
04/21/2016 at 18:07

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That’s usually true. But I’ve found a single shop owned by a young tattooed woman:

http://www.gloryholedoughnuts.com/about-us/

to have the absolute best doughnuts.


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
04/21/2016 at 18:25

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I still can’t believe there was a TV show about glory holes ( Gold Rush ). I couldn’t watch the clips on The Soup without laughing like a juvenile.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
04/21/2016 at 19:06

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Ok, now we’re talking about (aboot?) a completely different category of donut. I’m talking about honest-to-goodness regular donut shops. You’re trying to compare HipsterDonuts, which is not even fair. HipsterDonuts are the kind that are in trendy shops in the trendy neighborhoods and cost ~$3 each or ~$25-$30 a dozen. That’s like comparing a burger from a high-end restaurant to In-N-Out; yes, the fancy burger is better but it damn well should be at the price they charge. I don’t know about you, but I rarely eat $17 burgers. Same deal with donuts. Dollars (Loonies?) to donuts (heh), if I am buying a dozen donuts for the family on a Saturday morning, I’m not going to the HipsterDonut shop downtown, waiting in line (because they are always busy), only to get frustrated because they’ve run out of the superawesome donut I saw in that photo on Yelp! and then have to pay $30 for the pleasure. I’m going to the mom-n-pop donut shop owned by the weird Chinese family that makes amazing regular donuts for $10 a dozen.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Brian, The Life of
04/21/2016 at 19:51

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I agree with all you said. Glory Hole Doughnuts is definitely a premium hipster place. And to make matters worse, they often run out of doughnuts by the afternoon... and I don’t mean one flavour. I went there once in the late afternoon and they didn’t have a single doughnut left. None. Nada. Zero. Zilch. Nichts. Not even a damn plain doughnut (which they don’t make anyway).

So yeah, for ‘normal priced’ doughnuts, the Asian-family-run places are the best.

Some bakeries are quite good too, but more in a pastery kind of way.

Now here is the thing... I want to lose 10 pounds. Because of that, doughnut consumption cannot be a regular thing for me. So when I get doughnuts these days, I go for the good stuff since I buy them infrequently.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
04/21/2016 at 19:54

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And that is perfectly understandable. If you’re gonna cheat, make it count!


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > GreenN_Gold
04/28/2016 at 13:19

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Ah, Rainier Avenue, eh? I’m tempted to go there except my first impression of that particular stretch of road was watching someone attempting to carjack a Honda Civic.


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
04/28/2016 at 13:22

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It’s not the nicest area.