"Jcarr" (jcarr)
04/07/2016 at 13:02 • Filed to: Bookface
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"Jcarr" (jcarr)
04/07/2016 at 13:02 • Filed to: Bookface | 3
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If you don’t know what I’m talking about, go read this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! real quick. Then, if you have Facebook, go look at your messages and see if you have any good ones. Below is a gem from mine.
From someone I’ve never heard of named Holly:
We don’t have computer science dung on the car. [jcarr] family there is no dumbness to our cars.
I and my family did not do that to your family with dung and computer science and cars.
For Sweden
> Jcarr
04/07/2016 at 13:04 |
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I didn’t have any from real people
CB
> Jcarr
04/07/2016 at 13:08 |
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I received pictures of a naked girl through that once. Deleted them and blocked the person pretty quick.
CalzoneGolem
> Jcarr
04/07/2016 at 13:10 |
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Why’d you put dung and compsci on that poor girl’s car? Sure the dung will wash off but you’ll never completely remove the stench of the compsci!
Nibbles
> For Sweden
04/07/2016 at 13:10 |
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I didn’t have any from any people
The Dummy Gummy
> Jcarr
04/07/2016 at 13:11 |
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Is there another area I’m missing? I only use the web version and isn’t this just other>filtered messages? Did people not check that before or am I missing some other hidden second.
So confused...
Xyl0c41n3
> Jcarr
04/07/2016 at 13:11 |
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I’m at work, so I only just briefly looked at the ones that have been sent to my work Facebook. There weren’t many, and they weren’t all the interesting, except that, disturbingly, they appeared to be from minors (or bots posing as minors, which is disturbing in and of itself). All they said was “hello.”
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Jcarr
> Xyl0c41n3
04/07/2016 at 13:14 |
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Jcarr
> The Dummy Gummy
04/07/2016 at 13:14 |
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Not sure. I’d never looked in it before.
EL_ULY
> Jcarr
04/07/2016 at 13:16 |
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what the hell is Facebook?
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CalzoneGolem
> Nibbles
04/07/2016 at 13:17 |
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I didn’t even have a Facebook.
PotbellyJoe and 42 others
> Jcarr
04/07/2016 at 13:18 |
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“Thanks for asking about Jersey. Turns out the law about deposits on labels is problematic for us at this time. We are in conversations with some Jersey wholesalers to see if they can get the rules amended so that we wouldn’t have to inventory separately for your state. We do want to come to New Jersey.” ~Larry James Bell (of Bell’s Brewery)
So that’s cool.
but for shitshows...
“Hello, my name is Kyle Perkins; I am currently working with a business team in this area that deals with some endorsements and promotions for some major fortune 500 companies. We currently have a team working in Rutgers Camden, but are always looking to expand and create new teams to create some competition. The business revolves around a simple concept and is a good source of income on the side of your current job. This business provides the opportunity to gain some extra money for college/books/non-school related activities/etc., while at the same time have fun and enjoy what you’re doing. Please respond back to me if you are interested, again I’m looking for some sharp leaders to expand with and help create new team. There is a brief overview on the business currently running online, I could give you information to access it and if it makes sense, then we can take it from there. Thank you for your time.”
and the obligatory...
Hello there,
How are you doing? I really like your profile and you sounds nice, I will like to get to know more about you and see if we have anything in common.. Angelina
I don’t know you Angelina, but I’m going to guess the thing we have in common is neither of us is interested in talking to the other...
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Xyl0c41n3
> Jcarr
04/07/2016 at 13:18 |
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Yeah... I didn’t even click on them because nope, nope, nope. Not even gonna go there.
Now I’m really curious to see how much spam is on my personal Facebook since I've had that account since TheFacebook days.
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Jcarr
> EL_ULY
04/07/2016 at 13:23 |
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It’s a website that updates you on info about people you don’t care about or hate.
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Jcarr
> Xyl0c41n3
04/07/2016 at 13:23 |
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Better look and update us.
TheHondaBro
> EL_ULY
04/07/2016 at 13:26 |
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Poking simulator 2009.
MonkeePuzzle
> Jcarr
04/07/2016 at 13:28 |
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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Jcarr
04/07/2016 at 13:29 |
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I have a facebook but don’t know how to use it.
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MonkeePuzzle
> Jcarr
04/07/2016 at 13:29 |
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it’s a place where we will attempt the rise from the ashes when gawker is shutdown by the Hulk
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> Jcarr
04/07/2016 at 13:29 |
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This is about the best I have from an actual human.
Brian
So u members brake the terms of service for facebook and bully me but u fail to take any action against them but instead ban me. I am reporting u and ur group and all the members that attacked me.
Back story, dude posts on a Land Rover fan page about how Land Rovers are “pieces of shit” and he’d never own one. It obviously goes south so we just delete the thread and boot him, this is what he sends me lol.
Gone
> Nibbles
04/07/2016 at 13:38 |
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No messages. Keeping a low profile has it’s benefits.
Stapleface
> Jcarr
04/07/2016 at 13:41 |
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Only thing I had was a quote from a car dealer last year. Two months after I asked for one.
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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
04/07/2016 at 13:46 |
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I lied, I just found this gem.
I noticed that I am no longer on your Land Rover site. I don’t believe I bent your rules. I have posted over 1000 times on your page without an issue. I am the youngest person to solely restore a series 11 in this country. I restore land rovers for a living. I appeared in Land Rover Owner when I was 15. I am going to be the savior of series 1 2 3 and defender shortly. I can tell you how this is if you like. Please can you re instate my membership and also tell me what I did to offend you or your rules. I have over 3500 genuine friends on FB, I am no troll, I have been on FB since 2009.I have sent this message to all of the admin on you Land Rover Owners page, because I am proper upset that I was kicked out.I am the biggest Land Rover geek ever. Also my friends will vouch for me. I hope you see that I have much to offer your page.
Talk about delusions of grandeur, we booted him because he was posing inappropriate pictures of naked women on Land Rovers despite being told not to.
pjhusa
> TheHondaBro
04/07/2016 at 15:58 |
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Well said.
zeontestpilot
> Jcarr
04/07/2016 at 16:16 |
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I got this, which was creepy...
“Hey, could I have authorship on the Digital Burnouts Kinja blog? I’ve been meaning to get in touch for a while, but the blog activity is sort of slow.”
Dead serious, I got contacted on my FB about authorship on DB. I try hard to keep FB and kinja separate, so I'm guessing he tracked me down via the lald marketplace page on FB?
JKER
> CB
04/08/2016 at 08:58 |
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You’re doing it wrong.
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CB
> JKER
04/08/2016 at 09:42 |
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I disagree.