Unbelieveably, one of the following statements is true.

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04/04/2016 at 14:38 • Filed to: None

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You get to guess which one it is!

1. Nothing broke on my Fiat today

2. I’m actually pharaoh Ramses the XXX

3. Aliens came today in a spaceship and ate my head with horseradish so I’m currently looking for a prosthesis


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > . .
04/04/2016 at 14:40

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#3


Kinja'd!!! RoadsterRevolution(wants a Range Rover Classic) > . .
04/04/2016 at 14:40

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Ah, it must be 3.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > . .
04/04/2016 at 14:43

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2


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > . .
04/04/2016 at 14:44

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Mmmmm ... horseradish.


Kinja'd!!! RoadsterRevolution(wants a Range Rover Classic) > Steve in Manhattan
04/04/2016 at 14:47

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Agreed


Kinja'd!!! . . > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
04/04/2016 at 14:51

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > . .
04/04/2016 at 14:56

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Well, everyone knows that horseradish does not go with brains.


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > . .
04/04/2016 at 15:00

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We can do this logically, by first eliminating the impossible. Whatever’s left, however unlikely, is true.

1 is absurd

2 is impossible because there’s never been a Pharaoh from Poland

3 is what’s left.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > . .
04/04/2016 at 15:00

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Going with 2


Kinja'd!!! X37.9XXS > . .
04/04/2016 at 15:09

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Primate brains with horseradish

YUM!


Kinja'd!!! red014 > . .
04/04/2016 at 15:11

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Wait, is this one of those trick questions? Is it #1 because you’re stuck at home from snow and haven’t started it?


Kinja'd!!! . . > red014
04/04/2016 at 15:13

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We’ve had around 20 degrees Celsius (68 Fahrenheit) today and no snow.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > . .
04/04/2016 at 15:55

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I mean..... If it’s already broken, you can’t break much more.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > . .
04/05/2016 at 06:35

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#3 has gotta be true?