My Friends BS Dui. Pt. II

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 04/03/2016 at 11:17 • Filed to: None

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He appears to be going to court with his conspiracy theories in mind. Talking about how he needs to reestablish common law in the court, overthrowing to normal maritime law, some about corporations created in your own name, and a bunch of other stuff. I can only imagine how this will work out for him...

jimz > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/03/2016 at 11:22

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Oh, this does not end well for you!

E92M3 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/03/2016 at 11:27

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It will not workout well. If there’s one thing judges hate, it’s someone grasping for straws on a charge they are guilty beyond a doubt for.

Nibby > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/03/2016 at 11:27

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inb4

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > E92M3 04/03/2016 at 11:29

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The case it self is an interesting one, I bet he would be to have the charge servery lessened if not removed. If he played his cards right, that is.

spanfucker retire bitch > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/03/2016 at 11:34

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Oh great, he’s one of those Sovereign Citizen retards. If your friend wants to go to jail tell him to stay the course. If he doesn’t want to end up in jail, tell him to shut the fuck up.

Cé hé sin > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/03/2016 at 11:39

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Sounds like a good day for the lawyers.

The defendant, not so much.

Roadster Man > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/03/2016 at 11:47

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It sounds like your buddy needs a lawyer. Judges HATE that kind of shit. It’s a waste of time for everyone involved.

Master Cylinder > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/03/2016 at 12:19

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Yeah, judges absolutely love that stuff. I’m sure it’ll all work out great for him.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/03/2016 at 12:19

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As I’m sure you already know, that’s not going to end well. Depending on how strident he is, he may end up in jail or with a contempt of court citation in addition to his DUI conviction. If he has any legitimate argument, he really needs a decent lawyer to make it for him.

CounterTorqueSteer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/03/2016 at 12:37

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That is absolutely not what will happen. If anything, it will worsen his charge.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > CounterTorqueSteer 04/03/2016 at 12:42

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I didnt say his current plan of action was playing his cards right...

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/03/2016 at 13:18

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I bet he gets tazed. Tell him he’s on to something. Go and film the excitement.

Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/03/2016 at 14:15

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Sovereign citizen believers are the best! Encourage your friend’s beliefs and enjoy the ensuing shit show.

The Compromiser > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/03/2016 at 14:24

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So.... insanity defence?

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/03/2016 at 16:31

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What is the backstory on this? I feel like that could make this more amusing.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 04/03/2016 at 19:02

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Backstory here: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/so-oppo-what-d…

Less interesting, more BS, in my mind at least.

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/03/2016 at 21:17

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Ah, yes, I’ve done that a few times. I usually put the keys in the glove box, fold down the trunk pass through and sleep half in, half out of the trunk. I would hazard a guess that as long as you don’t get a dick of a cop and you behave yourself they would let you slide. Based on your buddies ramblings that are coming dangerously close to sovereign citizen territory, I am betting he made a bit of a scene.

I should also note that when I do that, I am very careful to never open the drivers door or sit in the drivers seat at any point.