Formula Oppo: The Rosoboronexport Grand Prix of The Persian Gulf

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/01/2016 at 12:22 • Filed to: FO

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Welcome to the second round of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , Oppositelock’s (a Hulkamania Industries Brand) premier ruthless dictatorship’s weekend activities guessing game. This week we travel to the Persian Gulf to some dickhole’s private island for racing fun!

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Mercedes started off the year with a dramatic 1-2 punch and Nico scored his 4th win in a row. Lewis got second thanks to a bad Ferrari pit strategy. Sebastian Vettel claimed third, while Kimi’s car remembered what brand it was and adolevit super terram. Daniel Ricciardo pushed his dead bull into 4th while Felipe Massa claimed 5th. The biggest surprise of the day came after Fernado and Esteban crashed out in spectacular fashion allowing Romain Grosjean to change his tires and snag 6th place and 8 points for the all new Hass team. It was good F1.

This week the sun has gone down and the moon has come up, and everybody will be wishing to win the cup. In the first night race of the season, the desert heat quickly fades to night chills. Will the teams get their reliability woes under control? Can Lewis figure out how to properly launch his car? If not can the Ferrari’s capitalize with a win? Will Nico maintain his win streak? Will Haas finally be able to execute a pit stop? Can the children at Toro Rosso behave and not throw temper-tantrums over the radio? Who knows?!?!?!?

Your drivers this race:

Mercedes:

Lewis Hamilton

Nico Rosberg

Ferrari:

Sebastian Vettel

Kimi Raikkonen

Red Bull TAG-Heuer:

Daniel Ricciardo

Daniil Kvyat

Williams:

Valtteri Bottas

Felipe Massa

McLaren-Honda:

Fernando Alonso

Jenson Button

Force India:

Nico Hulkenberg

Sergio Perez

Toro Rosso:

Max Verstappen

Carlos Sainz

Renault:

Kevin Magnussen

Jolyon Palmer

Sauber:

Marcus Ericsson

Felipe Nasr

Manor:

Pascal Wehrlein

Rio Hartyanto

Haas:

Romain Grosjean

Esteban Gutierrez

My picks:

Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Sebastian Vettel

3. Nico Rosberg

Curse: No curse from me this week

Now the rest if you have until Saturday, April 2nd, 11 am EST to get your picks in.

Good luck!

Tareim - V8 powered > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/26/2016 at 15:55

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I’ve not been given any points for my curse of Alonso? he was first out (equal first) though being really picky he hit Gutierrez so would say he was 1st of the 2 out

Q. Sebastian Vettel

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Daniel Ricciardo

3. Sebastian Vettel

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tareim - V8 powered 03/26/2016 at 16:01

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First out was kvyat

Tareim - V8 powered > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/26/2016 at 16:05

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he didn’t start the race so technically not in it to be out :P

ceanderson920 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/26/2016 at 16:05

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Q. Lewis

1. Kimi

2. Vettel

3. Lewis

curse: Mad Max

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tareim - V8 powered 03/26/2016 at 16:06

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Do I have to go over this every year?

Tareim - V8 powered > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/26/2016 at 16:11

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maybe, this is the 1st year I’m doing this

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tareim - V8 powered 03/26/2016 at 16:16

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Failing to start is the same as failing to finish.

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/26/2016 at 18:45

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Q. Hamilton

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/27/2016 at 12:21

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Q: Rosberg

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Kimi Raikkonen

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/27/2016 at 23:05

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Fuck this because no mythical corner.

The Founding Father is the pole dancer, but Nico will win. Seb’s second this time, and Ricciardo shall scratch 3rd. Fuck cursing.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2016 at 05:40

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Q. Rosberg

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Rosberg

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2016 at 09:57

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Q Hammy

1 Hammy

2 Rosberg

3 Vettel

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2016 at 11:15

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Q. Hamilton

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Hamilton

Nonster > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2016 at 15:02

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Q: Lewis Hamilton

1: Sebastian Vettel

2: Lewis Hamilton

3: Nico Rosberg

No Curse

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2016 at 00:50

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Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Sebastian Vettel

3. Nico Rosberg

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2016 at 10:45

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Q. Hamilton

1st Hamilton

2nd Rosberg

3rd Vettel

No Curse

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2016 at 21:30

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Q. HAM

1. ROS

2. HAM

3. VET

sonicgabe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/30/2016 at 18:43

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Where can one view my -5 points and an ongoing tally?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > sonicgabe 03/30/2016 at 18:47

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Click on Last week

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/30/2016 at 19:10

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Q. Nico Rosberg
1. Lewis Hamilton
2.Nico Rosberg
3.Sebastian Vettel
No curse

I have no imagination and will play it safe for now

sonicgabe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2016 at 00:47

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Got it. Thanks!!! Also, I mucked up my math and was pleasantly surprised to see that I had 0 points, not -5! It’s the small victories that matter.

GTStig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2016 at 08:17

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Q. Rosberg

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2016 at 14:40

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Q: Hamilton
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
C: Palmer

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/01/2016 at 17:23

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Räikkönen

jariten1781 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/01/2016 at 19:57

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1. Lewiston Hamil, (HAM is secretly related to the skywalkers)

2. Rosberg

3. VET

Q. HAM

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/01/2016 at 20:13

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q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Palmer

3. Rosberg

curse Gutierrez.

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2016 at 00:46

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Raikkonen

sonicgabe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2016 at 03:33

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This week’s pics:

Q: Hamilton

1: Rosberg

2: Hamilton

3: Vettel

I shall not anyone this week as last week I ended up only cursing myself.

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2016 at 05:06

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Q.. Hamilton
1.hamilton
2. Rosberg
3 Kimi Raikkonen

Gated Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2016 at 09:22

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Q. ROS

1. ROS

2. HAM

3. VET

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2016 at 10:58

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1 HAM

2 VET

3 ROS

Q VET

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 04/02/2016 at 10:58

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With 2 minutes to spare!