Beat The Stereotype

"macanamera" (macanamera) 03/31/2016 at 18:32 • Filed to: None

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-be me

-v neck

-green mirrored wayfarers

-boat shoes

-I look like a dick

-get in car, pull out of parking garage, driving the CLS63

-blasting Elton John (Your Song)

-see a girl at the exit-> flat tire

-offer to help

-receive skeptical look

-“ok you can try”

-she has no jack and no tire iron

-total city slicker

-open trunk

-pull out my tool set, find appropriate socket

-her skepticism has become interest

-pull out my tiny 20v Impact driver that I also usually carry in trunk

-her skepticism returns X 10

-she is unaware this impact driver has the power of a thousand suns

-jack that Taurus up like its going out of style

-pop wheel bolts off with Thor’s Impact Driver, takes like 4 seconds

-throw on the spare, pack up my stuff

-total time <5 mins

-her face is priceless

-get in CLS

-blast Taylor Swift (Love Story)

-I’m gone

Spaceball-Two > macanamera 03/31/2016 at 18:37

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OPPOsaurus WRX > macanamera 03/31/2016 at 18:48

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Wow all that and you didn’t cut her face off and wear it like a man to McDonald’s. Good job

McMike > macanamera 03/31/2016 at 18:54

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Challenge accepted.

I rode into Sturgis, SD on my hog wearing this.

Professor Infinite Scroll Troll, Master of the Blogosphere. > macanamera 03/31/2016 at 18:55

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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > macanamera 03/31/2016 at 18:57

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How long does Thor’s impact hold a charge?

CaptDale - is secretly British > macanamera 03/31/2016 at 18:57

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macanamera > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 03/31/2016 at 19:00

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actually I don't know- it's never died on me and I keep it charged

RPM esq. > macanamera 03/31/2016 at 19:00

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+1 job well done. Can confirm that this works almost as well sans impact driver but with, in order, the following: me (I also look like a dick, as you shall shortly see), a linen suit with no tie, green suede loafers, an M3 with vanity plates, Run The Jewels (Count to F***), a Corolla, and a tire iron.

Master Cylinder > McMike 03/31/2016 at 19:05

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Excellent.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > macanamera 03/31/2016 at 19:06

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Beautiful

macanamera > McMike 03/31/2016 at 19:07

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All I see is a gentleman and a scholar

Master Cylinder > macanamera 03/31/2016 at 19:07

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Yeah, if I had stopped to help someone they’d be like “Awesome, this guy has to know what he’s doing if he’s driving that heap around and keeping it running”

Good on you for helping someone out!

McMike > macanamera 03/31/2016 at 19:09

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Stereotype : Beat

Brian, The Life of > McMike 03/31/2016 at 19:10

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We’re, in no uncertain terms, most certainly not worthy.

Brian, The Life of > macanamera 03/31/2016 at 19:11

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This needs to be a movie vignette.

McMike > macanamera 03/31/2016 at 19:24

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This is a great story though. The only thing missing is singing along with the radio while changing the tire, and then saying.

“Hey, you’re cute.. Do you have a brother?”

Mercedes Streeter > macanamera 03/31/2016 at 19:29

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Challenge super accepted:

— Be me last year at the Chicago Auto Show.

—Wearing cute ass formal dress with a bow in my hair.

— Meet Tanner Foust.

—Talk cars and tech with Tanner Foust.

—Beat Tanner Foust at VW’s lapping challenge.

—Repeat this year at the Dodge booth.

—Everyone so impressed they ask what I drive.

—Smart Car.

Frenchlicker > Master Cylinder 03/31/2016 at 20:27

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I'm in the same boat there.

pip bip - choose Corrour > McMike 04/01/2016 at 07:04

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without the jeans i hope.