For 10 seconds I regretted ever playing soccer or doing marching band

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/27/2016 at 03:09 • Filed to: None

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Because I just remembered how painful pulling a calf muscle is. Fuuuuucking ouchie. Damn my existence on this mortal coil.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > TheHondaBro
03/27/2016 at 03:20

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*screams like the band director that he is*

TOES UP! TOES UP! DAMMIT I WANNA SEE THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FEET WHEN YOU MARCH FORWARD!

*deep breath, composes self*

And that is why I teach middle school.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
03/27/2016 at 03:25

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*throws music stand*


Kinja'd!!! garagemonkee > TheHondaBro
03/27/2016 at 03:46

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I wish everyone did marching band so upstairs neighbors could be quiet when they walk around their apartment.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > garagemonkee
03/27/2016 at 12:20

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I wish I could give you a thousand stars for that.

I was a Resident Advisor in college. The dorm had concrete floors. When heavy-footed people would stomp their way down the hall, you could hear it four doors down, one floor up, and one floor down. I can’t tell you how many times I had to tell people to either walk softly or put on a pair of shoes. Of course, it was usually at 2:00 am.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > TheHondaBro
03/28/2016 at 11:12

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fat me relishes every friday night and the indoor soccer league of mid 30s that play :D

saturday me does not love the way my ankles cease to function correctly