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We have decided to adopt two new cats from a no-kill shelter that traffics in abandoned/disabled/special needs cats, although the ones we are getting aren’t disabled or blind or anything... I couldn’t handle looking at a cat that walks around on nubby legs all day.
Some background, they are 3 year old sisters that were abandoned by their original owners when they moved out of the country (fuck those people). A neighbor knew the cats were in there and contacted the shelter, eventually leading to their escape.
I think we want some kind of “paired” name if that makes sense, but we’re not into comics or superheros. I dunno... we are open to suggestions, but we kind of like boring people names for pets. My wife has had cats named Steve, Rick and Mother Cat in the past.
Here are some of the leading contenders:
1. Venus & Serena
2. Laverne & Shirley
3. Robin & Judy
4. Margaret Thatcher & Angela Merkel
5. J.D. & Turk
6. Romy & Michele
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Taco and Burrito
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Charger and Challenger.
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Ren & Stimpy?
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This brings up something I forgot to mention. We both have veto power and car names will likely be tossed.
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Well if you got a one-eyed cat you could’ve had Fry and Leela :P
Chris and Liam? Though the former sibling playing Thor might be too superhero.
Hansel and Zoolander?
EDIT: GOT IT - Patty and Selma
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Hell and Cat
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Thelma and Louise?
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Tootsie & Wootsie
Flash & Zoom
Fire & Smoke
Tina & Mina
Flame & Coal
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Jack (Jackie) and Jill. Good for you and your wife! They are pretty cats!
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But then you can call them the Hellcats.
:O
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We threw that one around last night and my wife didn’t care for it.
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This is the reason why I cannot go to our local SPCA(animal shelter)
https://www.facebook.com/SPCA-de-Rouyn-…
I would want to save them all. Just the cats, I’m not a dog person.
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I like Patty & Selma
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God & Damnit.
Becuase they ARE cats. And cats will fuck your shit up just to spite you, even though you did save them...
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Thelma & Louise
Peanut Butter & Jelly
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I was gonna say “Snowman and Bandit” but since they’re girls, “Frog and Bandit”?
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Yeah it’s just the saddest. Here’s a link to the shelter by the way:
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Damn. I was going to suggest cam and pushrod
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I’m not sure I want my 7 year old daughter cursing to call the cats.
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I can totally see those two meowing in chain-smoker voices.
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Moira and Aisa.
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Smokey
Bandit
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Pushrod is a perfect name for a cat.
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Well shit. I mean shoot.
Daphne and Velma?
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Judas and Brutus, because cats are backstabbing assholes.
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Abbott and Catstello?
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Ren & Stimpy.
One of them is a cat, and the other, being a chihuahua, looks like a cat.
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No good name suggestions here, my two cats were Bumper (emaciated kitten found cowering atop a bumper reinforcement hiding beneath the cover at a body shop one day), and Koza (Polish for goat, he loved to headbutt me in the chin showing affection).
Are the cats an effort to reduce dead mouse population in ski boots? :P
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Hahaha, no hopefully just leaving my boots in the closet instead of the garage will eliminate the mouse issue.
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Elise and Evora?
Alfa and Romeo?
Self-Esteem and Self-Respect (This way you can say you always have them, even if they hide under the couch)?
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Hmm, Elise and Evora are the only two car related names that may get consideration...
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BrtKitty
BrtCat
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Travis wanted to name ours Guibo. Smh.
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I like it but most people would think you’re just saying Jew boy poorly.
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Daphne and Velma
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That reminds me: when I first met Travis, he referred to small yappy dogs as “high-speed chew toys.” I did not hear that properly and was like wowwwww wtf dude.
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Master Clutch with Claws, Baroness Von fluffermore, Royal Pawness
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Not going to lie - ‘my’ cat at my parent’s house is named Cammie. This goes well with my interest in cars and military topics.
Pic related
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She’s got the coat for it!
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kitty mcfluffyface and fluffy mckittyface
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The funny thing is that when we first adopted her, she was pitch black except for the orange strip down her nose. The older she gets (shes 7 now) the more color pops out. I adopted her despite her plain colors because she was very sweet to me when I was picking her out of a batch of kittens, but she turned out way more beautiful than I expected.
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That cat has seen some shit.
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+1 for being a fan of Scrubs (number 5).
Pluto and Mercury...because the colors, idk. Randomly thought of planets so yeah.
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Castor and Pollux.
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kitty McCatface
&
Asterisk McButtinyourface
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Yeah, she’s led a tough life. She was fed a few hours before that picture was taken and might have had to wait a few more for her next meal. It’s horrible.
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I know you said you’re not big on cartoons but Itchy and Scratchy are excellent names for a pair of cats, IMO.
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Hmm. Mmhmm, mmhmm...
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Caty McCatface?
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Seafoam and rust-bucket