That's a Lot of Nose Candy

"Jcarr" (jcarr)
03/22/2016 at 17:15 • Filed to: Air Crime

Flight attendant attempting to board plane from LA to NY gets pulled aside for random screening. Proceeds to dump 70lbs of coke and run like a bat out of hell.

My favorite quote:

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DISCUSSION (18)

pjhusa > Jcarr
03/22/2016 at 17:18

Dafuq.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Jcarr
03/22/2016 at 17:20

70lbs and she didn’t share? Greedy...

Stapleface > Jcarr
03/22/2016 at 17:24

No one got her name? Seriously? Wtf?!

And the dog in the picture looks like a hound. Why don’t more agencies use them? I have a hound of my own and there’s nothing she can’t smell.

Bytemite > Jcarr
03/22/2016 at 17:24

Ah Trojan Magnums, like buying a full-size SUV because you’re expecting.

Tripper > Stapleface
03/22/2016 at 17:28

That is a German Short Haired Pointer. They are awesome dogs!

JustAnotherG6 > Jcarr
03/22/2016 at 17:30

That looks like my dog!

Chariotoflove > Stapleface
03/22/2016 at 17:31

I don’t see now they could not know her name if she was an employee scheduled to work the flight. They must just not have released the name.

Saracen > Bytemite
03/22/2016 at 17:31

I’m amused that they pointed out that they’re Magnums. Why not just say “condoms”??

Jcarr > JustAnotherG6
03/22/2016 at 17:32

Does that look like your coke?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Stapleface
03/22/2016 at 17:34

It’s the TSA, what did you expect? Competent people?

JustAnotherG6 > Jcarr
03/22/2016 at 17:34

I can neither confirm nor deny...

Jcarr > Chariotoflove
03/22/2016 at 17:36

I don’t think she was scheduled to work the flight. From the sounds of it, she was taking the flight, but using a special security checkpoint reserved for pilots/attendants.

Chariotoflove > Jcarr
03/22/2016 at 17:45

That would make more sense. Still, it seems unlikely that she will go unidentified for long. She’d better get out of the country fast.

McMike > Jcarr
03/22/2016 at 17:50

Never mind the coke, who tried to smuggle that dog?

Your boy, BJR > Stapleface
03/22/2016 at 18:15

Jackie Brown.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Saracen
03/22/2016 at 18:43

maybe those are preferred by drug mules?

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Your boy, BJR
03/22/2016 at 20:37

How is this not starred? Are there no Tarantino fans on Oppo?

Your boy, BJR > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
03/22/2016 at 20:42

I suppose not