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Welcome to OPPO! Just don’t go in the basement, feed the animals, or ask too many questions.
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You might be too young to remember this, but...
SET BLASTER=A220 I5 D1 H5 P330 E620 T6
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What fun.
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CD c:\jalopnik
Run trolling.exe
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I’m guessing sound card settings.
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del *.* /f /q
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Hello, Joshua.
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cd C:\jalopnik
ls1swap.bat
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deltree /y *.*
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*shitpost.exe
Fixed it for you.
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BINGO
You win a Soundblaster 16
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alissawalker.exe has encountered an error
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Yay! good thing I have a computer that a SoundBlaster 16 fits into..... Wait...... No I don’t.
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Hi Fred!
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System halted
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I have a spare machine if you wish.
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Yea, couldn’t remember how it worked in drive root.
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Abort, Retry, Fail?
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Thank God!
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>access security
access: PERMISSION DENIED.
>access security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.
>access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED
PLEASE!
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del alissa~1.exe
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Specs of said machine?
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Pentium III 450MHz
128mb RAM
16mb NVIDIA RIVA AGP gfx card
20GB 7200RPM IDE HD
Windows 98SE
Network card
Modem
Said Soundblaster 16
The only thing is that it costs a bundle to ship
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(Her episode on my show is our tommorow)
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rm -rf /
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Next time I’m nearby, I’ll come and grab it.
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C:\>dir
Need to see what we got laying around on the old C: drive.
And can we please use this format when the Hulk bankrupts Gawker into oblivion?
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PRINT BROWNDIESELMIATAWAGONS
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A quintessentially Nibby machine.
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Greetings Professor Falken
Chess Poker Fighter Combat
Guerrilla Engagement
Desert Warfare
Air-To-Ground Actions
Theaterwide Tactical Warefare
Theaterwide Biotoxic and Chemical Warfare
Global Thermonuclear War
Shall we play a game?
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Let’s play Global Thermonuclear War.
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alt-f4 to write article
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yaaas