I hate selling my car via Craigslist...

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 03/15/2016 at 11:54 • Filed to: Fuck the internet somedays

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So far it’s been nothing but low ball offers, useless trade offers and so much spam I could go vegan.

*Slowly rips out hair*

HammerheadFistpunch > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 11:56

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I don’t know what you are selling but will you take $500 and 2 broken motorcycles for it?

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 11:57

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Could be worse, mines been for sale for a few days and I haven’t gotten so much as a spam offer...

Just sell so I can buy a manual version of the same car dammit.

crowmolly > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 11:58

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I’ll give you $400 and half a bag of Chester’s puff corn.

You’ll have to set up a private payment plan though.

CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch 03/15/2016 at 11:59

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Sold!

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 12:00

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so wut is your thought on financing me im totally good for it bro

Tripper > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 12:00

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Tried autotrader? My buddy had his supercharged BRZ on CL for a 2 weeks with the standard responses. The car was gone cash in hand 48 hours after he listed on autotrader.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 12:00

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Will you trade for a bicycle?

yitznewton > HammerheadFistpunch 03/15/2016 at 12:01

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As long as the front half works on one and the rear on the other

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Tripper 03/15/2016 at 12:02

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it’s up on cargurus, craigslist, and Ebay

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 03/15/2016 at 12:02

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shockingly haven’t had that thrown my way yet

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > crowmolly 03/15/2016 at 12:02

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I’m mildly hungry so maybe

HammerheadFistpunch > yitznewton 03/15/2016 at 12:03

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Both are fine, but they both need a new set of reed valves that haven’t been in production for 20 years...

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 12:03

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Let me call my buddy who specializes in lowballing.

crowmolly > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 12:04

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If it’s an Integra, remember that you can only sell it the Jersey way.

Make sure you have full insurance coverage, then park it in Jersey City at night.

Boom, money in your pocket.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > crowmolly 03/15/2016 at 12:05

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Thankfully it’s not an Integra, because it’d be stolen by now

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/15/2016 at 12:05

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Will you add a couple thousand with it?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 12:08

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I’ll add a couple thousand pennies.

Tripper > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 12:09

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Give it a try (not sure of the cost). I look a lots of used car sites, but autotrader is the only one that I take seriously. CL is great if you can deal with the nonsense.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Tripper 03/15/2016 at 12:10

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Its $25 for a 4 week ad, I’m weakening

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/15/2016 at 12:10

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Million*

kiwi_matt > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 12:14

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But then you’d have that sweet sweet insurance money...

450X_FTW > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 12:14

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Worst offer I’ve had to date, I was selling a dirt bike for $4500, it was almost brand new. A teenager called me and asked if I would take $1000 and a fooseball table. I swear I am not making that up.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > 450X_FTW 03/15/2016 at 12:16

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I was offered 2k cash for my TL and the guy said he’d be doing me a favor

The best one so far was an offer of $1.5k and he said “its not worth even 2k.” I sent him 3 different sites valuing my car above $3,000.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > kiwi_matt 03/15/2016 at 12:16

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But then I wouldnt really be saving the Integras :(

interstate366, now In The Industry > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 12:24

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I’m planning to sell one of my cars on CL (and maybe other sites) this summer. I’m dreading all the inevitable junk offers.

At least it’s a manual this time, unlike the last two...

450X_FTW > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 12:29

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Yeah but that’s just like factual data and stuff

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 12:54

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I’m putting my car up for sale this week, first place I’m posting it. On the Owners fourm.

Ross Kraz > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 13:11

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What are you selling?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Ross Kraz 03/15/2016 at 13:13

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03 TL Type S

ciscokidinsf > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 13:16

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{After 20 texts covering every stupid question and agreeing on price}

*OK, lks cool, snds lik a deal. I jst have to go ask my dad. Txt u ltr*

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/15/2016 at 13:27

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I cant post it on Acurazine as they require some stupid pre requisite to post on their market place. The Acura TL group on FB i was on also low balled me to hell

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 13:32

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I’m surprised myself to be honest.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 13:56

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I just went through the same thing with my Mustang. I love when people send an email just to say “I have a few questions” and then don’t ask the fucking questions, expecting me to email back and say “okay, you may ask them.”

I ended up telling that guy “No, I’m not taking questions, either buy it or don’t”, and sold it to the first guy who looked at it for most of my asking price.

brianbrannon > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/15/2016 at 14:07

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Thoe cars aren’t worth much because everyone knows the transmissions are bad. I like to put phone call only contacts because it cuts out spam completely and most lowballers won’t do it if they have to make the effort to talk.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > brianbrannon 03/15/2016 at 14:51

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Thats why the Acura community low balled me to hell lol; i’ve had offers at 3k and always said I’d meet at 3250 but no dice :(