![]() 03/02/2016 at 19:18 • Filed to: Houselopnik | ![]() | ![]() |
So two days ago I put a trap in the attic, and put walnuts as bait in in. Moments ago I just checked it, everything is how I left it. But it gets weird because ever since I put the trap in my attic, we have heard nothing from those stupid critters. Nothing at all. Silence.
I’m not sure what this means, as before they ran around like they were on fire running away from a predator with razor sharp teeth. Before I got the trap, I hit the ceiling with a bokken, just to annoy them, but I highly doubt that did the job.
So...my life might slowly be turning into the movie Mouse Trap, except with larger rodents. If you need me, I’ll be the man buddy-buddy with the squirrel, inviting something stupid like string nuts or something.
![]() 03/02/2016 at 19:43 |
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“I’m not sure what this means,”
![]() 03/02/2016 at 19:53 |
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That makes more sense than the direction I was headed.
![]() 03/02/2016 at 20:16 |
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That's nothing a shotgun with #4 birdshot can't fix.
![]() 03/02/2016 at 20:27 |
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They were offended by your inadequate offering.
![]() 03/02/2016 at 20:43 |
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I hear if you pee in your attic it’ll keep animals out. Kind of like a dog marking it’s territory.
![]() 03/02/2016 at 20:57 |
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They are preparing their counter attack. Get ready.
![]() 03/02/2016 at 21:20 |
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Apparently the community has a ‘no killing pests’ rule...so capture it, take it away somewhere secret, and...
![]() 03/02/2016 at 21:23 |
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Should I do a vlad the Impaler scenario instead?
![]() 03/02/2016 at 21:23 |
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Did that, wife got mad, sleeping on couch tonight.
![]() 03/02/2016 at 21:25 |
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Tell them to bring it on. I’ve been waiting for this. I’m armed with knives, slingshots, pellet guns, and a thirst for squirrel blood.
![]() 03/02/2016 at 22:36 |
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See! It works!! If it repulses a big animal, it should definitely work on a squirrel!
![]() 03/02/2016 at 22:44 |
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Figures!
![]() 03/02/2016 at 23:46 |
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The problem is catching them and then sticking them on the stake......
![]() 03/03/2016 at 05:38 |
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my idea of burning the house still stands.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 07:58 |
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What about mice? I'm not picky, just want to send a message.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 07:59 |
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Wife hid matches, unable to start fire with two sticks. I need a plan B.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 07:59 |
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I should pee a barrier around the house, genius!
![]() 03/03/2016 at 08:02 |
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I know, right? Now I'll have to threaten his friends to get the squirrels attention. Wait, if he's the hero I'm screwed. Scratch this plan.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 09:56 |
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I don’t think he’s a hero. He’s such a coward you going into the attic to set the trap scared him off! That means you win!!
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![]() 03/03/2016 at 10:36 |
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Have one, she does a horrible job, we still have mice, lol.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 11:31 |
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I’m telling’ ya, the zombies are a red herring. The squirrelpocalyse is coming. Only we few prepared will survive.
And you need cats. They work on commission and feed themselves.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 12:08 |
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I should be a cat herder.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 12:25 |
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![]() 03/03/2016 at 12:46 |
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I’m convinced, I need to be a cat herder now.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 13:39 |
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Good man. Induction ceremonies are next Tuesday. There will be pizza.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 14:17 |
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Hopefully pie as well. I love pie.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 14:25 |
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Sure, but so do the cats; so, don’t leave your plate unattended.
![]() 03/04/2016 at 02:40 |
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“electrical fault”