What is the pumpkin spice latte of cars?

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02/26/2016 at 15:18 • Filed to: Pandering, Pondering, Uggs make your feet stink

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???

My vote is Ford Escape:

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DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > nermal
02/26/2016 at 15:20

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > nermal
02/26/2016 at 15:22

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VW Tiguan or Range Rover Evoque.


Kinja'd!!! Goggles Pizzano > nermal
02/26/2016 at 15:23

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What’s inside?


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > nermal
02/26/2016 at 15:24

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A C-class


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > nermal
02/26/2016 at 15:25

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Not sure if this is what you’re looking for (is it an Oppo crime to call a FiST #basic?), but here’s the last car I had a Pumpkin Spice Latte in:

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Kinja'd!!! nermal > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/26/2016 at 15:26

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Good call on the Evoque, didn’t think of that.


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02/26/2016 at 15:28

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Scion TC.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > nermal
02/26/2016 at 15:31

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Lexus RS350


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02/26/2016 at 15:32

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Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > nermal
02/26/2016 at 15:34

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Late-model Lexus RX Hybrid.


Kinja'd!!! Where have all the lightweights gone? > nermal
02/26/2016 at 15:34

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VW Jetta


Kinja'd!!! MarquetteLa > nermal
02/26/2016 at 15:36

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Mini Cooper vert.

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Kinja'd!!! Fed(oo=[][]=oo)uken > nermal
02/26/2016 at 15:36

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Anything you don’t have to carry tools/fluids/spare parts around in. Accept no substitute.


Kinja'd!!! B/Xmrrmvr > nermal
02/26/2016 at 15:37

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As a former Barista, I would have to say either Mini Coopers, Fiat 500s, Land Rover Ranger Rovers, and Jeep Wranglers.


Kinja'd!!! SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza > nermal
02/26/2016 at 15:37

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The first thing that came to mind was the Jetta. People think they have a fancy German car, but all they really have is a German econobox.


Kinja'd!!! nermal > Where have all the lightweights gone?
02/26/2016 at 15:40

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The MK4 Jetta was the Official Hot Girl Car Of 2000-2005. After that they all upgraded to an Audi A4 and then a Q5.

The MK5 Jetta and newer is now most often seen on “We Finance Anyone!” used car lots.

This is fact.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > nermal
02/26/2016 at 15:45

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Jeep Liberty.


Kinja'd!!! Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > nermal
02/26/2016 at 15:45

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Fiat 500, but not an Abarth.


Kinja'd!!! El Rivinado > nermal
02/26/2016 at 15:46

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Fiat 500s. I see them all the time around SoCal. White girls love them 500s man.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > nermal
02/26/2016 at 15:54

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In my area, it’s automatic JK Wrangler Sports or Chevrolet Equinox’s with monograms on them. Oddly, my mother has a Chevrolet Equinox with a monogram on it.


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Goggles Pizzano
02/26/2016 at 16:00

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That’s more of a roofie-colada...


Kinja'd!!! JRapp: now as good as new again > Jack Does Cars
02/26/2016 at 16:03

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I second the Wrangler.


Kinja'd!!! Goggles Pizzano > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
02/26/2016 at 16:09

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Both proclaim what’s inside is delicious, while what’s inside is uncertain to the public and probably very bad you.

http://foodbabe.com/2014/08/25/sta…


Kinja'd!!! Bytemite > nermal
02/26/2016 at 16:29

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Fiat 500 for sure.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > nermal
02/26/2016 at 16:37

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Just go look in the Trader Joe’s parking lot and you’ll find your answer.


Kinja'd!!! Nolan Knight > nermal
02/26/2016 at 16:52

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Fiat 500 or Jeep Wrangler


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > nermal
02/26/2016 at 16:58

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Upper class basic: Rover of some sort

Middle class basic: Jetta, no competition

Lower class basic: 200


Kinja'd!!! revrseat70 > nermal
02/26/2016 at 17:01

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There is a starbucks immediately right after a left turn I make every morning. While waiting in the left turn lane, I play a game where I guess if they are turning into the Starbucks or not. By now, I am something like 70% certain if its a CUV of any kind, 50% sure if its a sedan. I’m 95% sure if its a female driver, and equally as sure if the color of the car is white, regardless of the make, model, or gender. If its silver or black, I’m about 75% sure, regardless of the model. If it is a white, female driven, newer than 5 year-old camry, CUV, or Lexus IS250, there is no question.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > yamahog
02/26/2016 at 17:07

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ST drivers are the basic bitches of the car world.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Leadbull
02/26/2016 at 17:12

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Shots fired!


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > yamahog
02/26/2016 at 17:20

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I fully recognize the gravity of what I’ve done, and I’m halfway to Canada by now.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Leadbull
02/26/2016 at 17:39

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Pick up some Timmy’s on your way, and don’t forget to rrroll up the rim this time of year!


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > yamahog
02/26/2016 at 17:56

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I’m just going for the maple syrup.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > nermal
02/26/2016 at 19:48

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I really just picture the Crosstrek as that

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Kinja'd!!! Twinpowermeansoneturbo > nermal
02/26/2016 at 21:40

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White over tan E90 328Xi