Torch, I found you another car. No excuses this time. 

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02/24/2016 at 16:50 • Filed to: Phoenix, VW Kit, Torch

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And it’s less than half the price and much closer to you than !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . This should become nothing less than the Jelopnic Autoshow Location Operations Post. Since you guys seem to like hanging out in vans, why not class it up a little? This is a mobile command center waiting to happen. Let’s see some Photoshop livery ideas and get on it!

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I hereby submit to the estimable King George a supplementary budget request for the immediate acquisition of one Phoenix II mobile command center.


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > RallyWrench
02/24/2016 at 16:56

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It’s kind of like a miniature version of the Ark II.

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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RallyWrench
02/24/2016 at 16:58

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I don’t suppose the ‘49 Dodge is also on CL?


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > RallyWrench
02/24/2016 at 17:05

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I love how its shedding onto the floor

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Kinja'd!!! daender > RallyWrench
02/24/2016 at 17:09

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That is the ultimate Torch Mobile Command Center, it just needs a modern TDi diesel in the back and a really huge fuel tank mounted low.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > RallyWrench
02/24/2016 at 17:17

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Which headlights are the high beams, the middle one? Also what a crazy cool find, this thing deserves to survive.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > RallyWrench
02/24/2016 at 17:24

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I had one of these.

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Kinja'd!!! Übel > RallyWrench
02/24/2016 at 17:28

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Without the fold-outs it might as well be a Brubaker Box.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > RallyWrench
02/24/2016 at 17:29

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Jalopnik won’t do it. They’re too busy writing about how to option your Infiniti QXQG5060.

*drops gauntlet*


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Takuro Spirit
02/24/2016 at 17:39

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Stage 2 weight savings yo.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > LongbowMkII
02/24/2016 at 17:55

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But Torch would. I have faith. Torch would go.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Übel
02/24/2016 at 17:55

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Wow, that’s got to be what it was based on.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/24/2016 at 18:00

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No idea on the lights. I think “high” is more a state of mind with this thing.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > daender
02/24/2016 at 18:01

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Exactly.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Takuro Spirit
02/24/2016 at 18:01

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Didn’t notice that, nice.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/24/2016 at 18:02

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No idea. If the Fairlane next to it is a Talledega, I’d want it too.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > RallyWrench
02/24/2016 at 18:05

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Looks like a great rig for a clam bake.


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > RallyWrench
02/24/2016 at 18:17

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Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > RallyWrench
02/24/2016 at 18:41

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Obligatory.

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/sorry for the terrible shop


Kinja'd!!! Übel > RallyWrench
02/24/2016 at 18:46

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Not based on, that’s what it is. The Phoenix is the 3rd-best VW kit car ever made


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Übel
02/24/2016 at 18:59

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This makes me curious what you rate as the 1st and 2nd best :) Laser, Manx, Boonie?


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
02/24/2016 at 19:00

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Love it!


Kinja'd!!! BobintheMtns > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
02/24/2016 at 22:27

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And I thought that thing couldn’t get anymore psychedelic.


Kinja'd!!! Übel > RallyWrench
02/24/2016 at 23:31

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Manx, Brubaker Box, Phoenix, Boonie, in that order

I’d rate the Brubaker higher than the Manx on the grounds that the Manx doesn’t have a loveseat and ottoman in it, but that might get me stabbed by the VW community at large :p