![]() 02/24/2016 at 11:00 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Hey everybody! My wife just gave birth to our third child so I’ve been gone for a bit. I wanted to check in with you guys because I came up with an awesome dad joke while I was gone.
I was putting the car seat in the back seat and my wife told me to make sure the baby is in secure. I turned to the baby and said “You’ll never amount to anything.”
Wife says I’m a horrible human being.
![]() 02/24/2016 at 11:04 |
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She’s right, you know
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Shhh.
![]() 02/24/2016 at 11:08 |
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Well I giggled!
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You’re a good father. High five!
![]() 02/24/2016 at 11:17 |
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Ha, perfect setup and delivery. I laughed.
![]() 02/24/2016 at 11:22 |
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I laughed VERY loudly at that!
We are both horrible people :)
![]() 02/24/2016 at 11:26 |
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*APPLAUSE*
OPPO dad approved!
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Congrats, amigo!
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![]() 02/24/2016 at 11:39 |
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First, congrats!
Second, I have another dad joke for you. My gf pulled it on me and I told her I hated her for it.
She asked me, “Where do you see yourself in 4 years?” I thought it was a trap so I asked it back.
Her response: “I don’t know. I don’t have 20-20 vision.”
My response: “Wha...oh I hate you.”
![]() 02/24/2016 at 11:42 |
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Congratulations on Number 3!
![]() 02/24/2016 at 11:49 |
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That’s funny! 10/10 should have no ragrets
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LOL great joke. Wife probably laughed inside when she said that to you.
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Congratulations. Keep channeling your inner Bill Murray
![]() 02/24/2016 at 12:21 |
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I don’t get it.
/19YearOldNonDad
Is it something to do with monies?
![]() 02/24/2016 at 12:29 |
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Always recommend Emperor’s New Groove.
![]() 02/24/2016 at 12:30 |
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She said make sure the baby is in secure. I made the baby insecure.
![]() 02/24/2016 at 12:40 |
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*Facepalm*
Good one.
![]() 02/24/2016 at 12:41 |
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I’m not a dad but dad jokes are basically my only jokes. This is a pretty solid dad joke, I approve.
![]() 02/24/2016 at 13:20 |
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Dad jokes are the best.
![]() 02/24/2016 at 13:33 |
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Hahaha - congrats on the new addition!
Your wife will love these: https://twitter.com/baddadjokes
![]() 02/24/2016 at 13:37 |
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I get it, I get it!
![]() 02/24/2016 at 17:38 |
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Best. Dad. Joke. Ever.
![]() 02/24/2016 at 20:45 |
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Thanks!
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Thanks!
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Thanks!
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Thanks!
![]() 02/25/2016 at 05:30 |
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congrats!
good joke.
![]() 02/25/2016 at 07:20 |
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Thanks!
![]() 02/28/2016 at 15:55 |
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welcome to the ‘3 children is sometimes awkward’ club. happy member myself.
![]() 02/28/2016 at 21:12 |
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Yeah, this sums up my life now.
![]() 02/28/2016 at 23:37 |
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hell ya. ain’t giving up my a4 avant for no child. 3 will fit in the back.