Roush Performance Truck + Trailer Stolen

"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro) 02/22/2016 at 22:30 • Filed to: None

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Earlier today, Roush Performance !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! pictures to their Instagram account of a transporter that was stolen sometime last night.

Its contents were not disclosed, but anyone with information on the truck’s whereabouts was urged to report it to Westland Police.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Within hours, the truck was reportedly !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , and the Instagram post was removed. Further details are scarce at this time.

Slant6 > Urambo Tauro 02/22/2016 at 22:44

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Sad to say it but tractor trailer bandits are a quick bunch.

My dad’s company has had more than one refer stolen. Never recovered.

His Stigness > Urambo Tauro 02/22/2016 at 22:54

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“Oh shit... Bob did you get the keys for the truck?”

Bob: “......”

“Shit...”

Steve in Manhattan > Urambo Tauro 02/22/2016 at 23:02

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Who steals something so conspicuous?

PS9 > Urambo Tauro 02/22/2016 at 23:04

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How do you even steal something like that? They’re giant loud machines that initially move very slowly. I imagine everyone involved with owner/operating an 18 wheeler has to be absolutely nowhere near it during the commission of the crime, because otherwise it’d be too obvious.

I bet some social engineering would help though.

“Hey, the repair guy is picking up the rig today.”
“Umm...repair guy? We don’t have any broken rigs right now.”
“Yeah we do. He has to take it in to fix the carburetor. Handed him the keys a few minutes ago.”
“YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS WITH THAT!”
* big rig rolls by with $1M worth of product inside*
“Oh my fucking god...”

d15b > Slant6 02/23/2016 at 00:04

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SO FAST AND THE FURIOUS WAS BASED ON A TRUE STORY?!?!

d15b > Steve in Manhattan 02/23/2016 at 00:05

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Suspects: