Keep Oppo piratey!

"Clemsie McKenzie" (thestirringcolumn) 02/17/2016 at 15:18 • Filed to: None

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And drunk, I suppose!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Clemsie McKenzie 02/17/2016 at 15:28

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Yar har, fiddledee dee, etc.

kanadanmajava1 > Clemsie McKenzie 02/17/2016 at 15:53

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I just got a really bright idea. Here are the steps needed to execute my plan.

-Make/find some kind of record players that plays music without electricity
-Make pirate metal “records” that will play with the device
-Build a time machine
-Travel to the golden age of piracy
-Convince the real pirates that they should listen and play pirate metal loudly
-Sell the players and records to the real pirates but only accept gold coins and gemstones as payment
-Time travel to 1930's
-Exchange the pirate payment into real currency
-”Buy” yourself an identity that will be distantly related to you in the future
-Order brand new Delahayes, Bugattis, Duesenbergs, Voisins etc.
-Loan the cars to some museum that will still exist in the future
-Make a will where the stash will be inherited by the family tree’s first member how can pronounce Delahaye
-Die by vanishing back to the future

So my plan would help me to get some rather unobtainable cars and and also fix the problem that the real pirates weren’t actually listening pirate metal.

I’m quite tired but rather surprisingly I’m not drunk.

Clemsie McKenzie > kanadanmajava1 02/17/2016 at 16:06

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This is genius in its simplicity. Quite cunning.

thebigbossyboss > Clemsie McKenzie 02/17/2016 at 16:12

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banjo cat ghost of oppo past > Clemsie McKenzie 02/17/2016 at 16:51

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I like these guys, but I prefer the PC pirate songs mmkay?

Fucking love that Will Sasso is in it that guy has always been hilarious