Ricky Bobby

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 02/16/2016 at 00:17 • Filed to: None

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Better than I was expecting. Better than 2 Fast 2 Furious that’s for damn sure.

Still, it kinda makes me upset that anytime the movie started getting legitimately good, accidentally I assume, they intentionally sabatoged it with stupid. There were times I was thinking; “woah...this is getting somewhat moving...what if this movie turns out to be more that a giant fart joke about NASCAR, what if its actuall....*FART* oh.” Sigh.

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 02/16/2016 at 00:30

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I mean, if you were expecting Citizen Kane, then Talladega Nights is better than you were expecting.

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > HammerheadFistpunch 02/16/2016 at 00:33

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...Waaa... Had you really never seen it before?

Clown Shoe Pilot > HammerheadFistpunch 02/16/2016 at 00:38

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I saw video of a guy praying to Tom Cruise to get the fire off him from a race this past weekend. His car went fully up in flames and he was rolling around ON THE TRACK to try to put himself out.

And that, boys and girls, is why we wear Nomex.

smobgirl > Little Black Coupe Turned Silver 02/16/2016 at 01:17

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I just watched it for the first time too!

Gabor Vajda (@Gabor_V) > HammerheadFistpunch 02/16/2016 at 06:51

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Help me, baby Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! Help me, Tom Cruise!

KatzManDu > HammerheadFistpunch 02/16/2016 at 07:23

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This movie is a classic.

“We’re all jacked up on Mountain Dew!”

KatzManDu > smobgirl 02/16/2016 at 07:23

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Are you under a rock? :D

Sweet Trav > HammerheadFistpunch 02/16/2016 at 08:18

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Dear 6 lb 7 Oz sweet baby Jesus, how have you just now seen this movie?

Yamahog and I literally cannot go a day without quoting it to eachother.

Sweet Trav > Clown Shoe Pilot 02/16/2016 at 08:19

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Thats when you need a good friend to help you put out the invisible fire.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > HammerheadFistpunch 02/16/2016 at 08:25

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Are you me? I watched this Sunday night and felt like I wasted two hours of my life. It was fricken terrible. Even the worst of the Fast and Furious franchise was better. At least they don’t resort to, uh, that kind of humor.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Sweet Trav 02/16/2016 at 08:26

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I mean, the two or three actually funny lines in the whole shitshow are basically all it has going for it.

yamahog > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/16/2016 at 08:34

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>shitting on SHOs

>shitting on Ricky Bobby

I’m pretty confident you are in fact a well-programmed bot designed to troll Travis

yamahog > Sweet Trav 02/16/2016 at 08:38

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HEY DRIVER! DRIVE THESE!!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > yamahog 02/16/2016 at 08:38

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My cover has been blown. Everything you love sucks.

Really though, I guess Ricky Bobby is just one of those cult classics I don’t “get”.

yamahog > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/16/2016 at 08:54

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Well, I’m sure it’s somewhat obvious by now that we are classless hillbillies with terrible taste... grown ass adults with a small block coffee table, a dog named Chevy, and framed muscle car posters.

And it’s basically a parody of Days of Thunder from before parody movies were truly terrible. Also how much it rustled the jimmies of NASCAR diehards was hilarious in itself.

nerd_racing > HammerheadFistpunch 02/16/2016 at 08:58

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“Hey Jamie, losing’s never fun, but here’s a little something to keep your spirits up! *give him the bird* It’s real nice. I got it at Target. It was on sale.”

Absolutely love this movie!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > yamahog 02/16/2016 at 09:43

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I... I really want an SBC table. Never seen Days of Thunder, though. Guessing it’s a NASCAR movie-documentary?

yamahog > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/16/2016 at 10:15

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Days of Thunder is to NASCAR what Top Gun is to Navy pilots. Same plot, same Tom Cruise, but DANGER ZONE is the better song.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > yamahog 02/16/2016 at 10:33

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Is it worth a watch?

yamahog > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/16/2016 at 10:37

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In the best possible cheesy “1990 is still the 80s” movie night type of way.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > yamahog 02/16/2016 at 10:40

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Now I’m excited.

RallyWrench > HammerheadFistpunch 02/16/2016 at 14:53

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Days of Thunder is a better NASCAR comedy.

HammerheadFistpunch > RallyWrench 02/16/2016 at 14:54

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I hope its as funny as that Navy comedy I watched about F14's.

RallyWrench > HammerheadFistpunch 02/16/2016 at 14:55

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Funnier. Instead of an oiled up volleyball match, there’s a rental car battle on the beach.