"PorkchoPlissken" (porkchoplissken)
02/15/2016 at 11:25 • Filed to: None
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"PorkchoPlissken" (porkchoplissken)
02/15/2016 at 11:25 • Filed to: None | 11
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I’ve finally done it, after years of digitally stalking all of you, I’ve joined the orgy that is Oppo. My windows phone blows harder than a 45 year old hooker with dick candles on her whore birthday cake. It makes kinja hard. Automobiles make me hard. The 80s make me hard.
This is my 87 300zx NA erection maker. I live in Austin and am not a teenager, though you might not know it based on all those dick jokes. Thrilled to be here and thanks for having me.
G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> PorkchoPlissken
02/14/2016 at 16:54 |
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He’s not Mr. Regular. He’s Mr. Regular’s Texan Cousin!
aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
> PorkchoPlissken
02/14/2016 at 16:55 |
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yo wassup I’m the teenager with the two unreliable cars and one broken pickup. Also this was for sale near me like a moth ago
V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
> PorkchoPlissken
02/14/2016 at 17:04 |
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Well, if you’re not a teen I’d peg you for mid 60s.
Welcome! Enjoy the cars, jokes, and off topic shenanigans.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> PorkchoPlissken
02/14/2016 at 17:44 |
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Welcome! Just remember arms and feet inside at all times and don’t feed the animals
banjo cat ghost of oppo past
> PorkchoPlissken
02/14/2016 at 17:53 |
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welcome
Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
> PorkchoPlissken
02/14/2016 at 17:54 |
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Welcome! Stay out of mommy and daddy Oppo’s room after 10 PM!
Flyboy is FAA certified insane
> PorkchoPlissken
02/14/2016 at 18:01 |
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We’re turning one of those into a Chumpcar right now. Got it for $350
Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> PorkchoPlissken
02/14/2016 at 18:30 |
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This is some good kinja.
RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
> PorkchoPlissken
02/14/2016 at 18:42 |
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The more the merrier! :D
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PorkchoPlissken
> PorkchoPlissken
02/14/2016 at 20:18 |
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I would buy a second for $350 in a heartbeat. Twice the boners. Well maybe 1.5x for that price.
Nauraushaun
> PorkchoPlissken
02/15/2016 at 05:59 |
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Love it. I had an ‘84 a few years ago, a ‘90 before that and I just sold my ‘94. Turbo?
I know everyone asks, but don’t feel bad. All mine have been NA.
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PorkchoPlissken
> PorkchoPlissken
02/15/2016 at 07:51 |
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NA, due to costs and simplicity. Not sure sure I could deal with 80s turbo lag in Austin traffic anyway. Must find out...
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PorkchoPlissken
> PorkchoPlissken
02/15/2016 at 11:31 |
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Just saying hello to all that I missed yesterday. Glad to be around, already ordered my bodacious 80s oppo sticker!
-this space for rent-
> PorkchoPlissken
02/15/2016 at 11:44 |
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Keep it stock and it won’t be laggy.
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-this space for rent-
> PorkchoPlissken
02/15/2016 at 11:50 |
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You need a turbo in your life.
signintoburnerlol
> PorkchoPlissken
02/15/2016 at 11:59 |
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I owned an 87' 300ZX. It was a pretty fun car. Dat rust doe...
valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option
> PorkchoPlissken
02/15/2016 at 11:59 |
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Welcome! Windows Phone is awesome btw - it's my favorite mobile OS - so throw that negative rhetoric out the "window". The real culprit here is mobile Kinja.
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PorkchoPlissken
> valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option
02/15/2016 at 15:48 |
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Ah, maybe it’s kinja that blows like a wrinkled old whore. I’ve always liked the windows formats, there’s just so little 3rd party support, and can be so buggy on some sites. Either way, she loves those dick candles