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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a shitzu.
A motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs: the bikings.
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Zoos are subsidized by national and state governments. This is still FAR too political for Oppo.
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Also, the Shi’Zu proves that God speaks English. Such a pile of crap animal with the name that is literally pronounced “shit” cannot possibly be a coincidence.
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I was not prepared for this. This was not in my contract, and frankly, I'm horrified.
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Why? Why did I laugh at that?
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Any Dog under 50 pounds is basically a Cat. And Cats are pointless.
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Because Racecar