![]() 02/10/2016 at 16:50 • Filed to: Bored at work | ![]() | ![]() |
Thought I’d share it with you guys. Unfortunately the cars are not fairly distributed, as some have good cars and others don’t. Which one are you guys? Which one would you like instead?
I’m a Pisces, but the Rolls Royce is too fancy for me. I’d be much happier with the Chrysler/Disgr minivan. I love that awkward body style, fake wood paneling, comes in a manual transmission, and AWD (not sure if the stick and awd could packaged together though). Or the bus, I'd totally DD a bus for kicks. You guys?
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I guess it depends on what they are trying to say with the pictured vehicle.
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ahh crap they gave me the wood panel van
I grew up getting driven around in that thing, started heading up hill and we almost had to get out and push it was so under powered.
And they missed the obvious cancer on cars is rust joke. Should have had a completely rusted out car there
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it looks like they literally just picked a bunch of random cars
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Libra here. Buses kind of suck, whether you have to take one, drive near one, or just being anywhere near one.
Libra’s sign is the balanced scale, right? In that case, it should be something with a 50/50 weight distribution and there are plenty of options if we're somewhat liberal with 50/50 and look within a few percent of that balance.
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I guess, there’s seems to be no rhyme or reason to the car selection. Plus, a rolls-Royce is much better looking than me.
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Aww crap, I got the Bro Truck, at least Its a practical vehicle, I would make it stock so it doesn’t look so terrible.
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I guess they didn't want to offend anyone, except the Taurus? Lol
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I like the offroady part, I don’t like the brodozer part...so i can’t decide If they are saying that Gemini like mud, or if they like whey protein powder.
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I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they did. It makes me want to make my own...
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I have no idea what the Libra is. I do know the Pisces is a fish, and had one of the coolest MS designs in Gundam Wing, :).
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I’ll be damned if I’m a Phantom. Also, this whole thing is BS because Taurus is not, in fact, a Taurus.
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I get a Porsche! (even if it is hideous) I guess that means the think I am a family man who likes to drive fast cars?
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Or Ford Scorpio:
Isuzu Gemini:
Lancia Lybra:
Dodge Aries:
Virgo?
Aquarius??
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I say, why not both?!
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Well done.
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You sound like a reasonable person.
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But the bike IS gimmicky cool.
Fact, FB Memes are dumb, I should post them more.
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Well, you will get the ladies in that car, right? :D
Hahaha, I can't keep a straight face here.
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I’m a Taurus, and fuck that noise, I want a Chrysler 300c.
Ironic thing is, I actually have seen a couple of zodiac car things that make sense, but this is clearly a “fuck it” list of the highest caliber.
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How is the Taurus not
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Eeeeeewwwww. I got the Panamera.
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I am not a shitty caravan
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I don’t wanna take the bus though! :(
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I have nothing in common with a dodge caravan. Fuck whoever made this.
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#rollsroycelyfe
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It's like they didn't know what they were doing!
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We must be playing it wrong it something...
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Ha, only look at it from the front.
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You should write to zodiac
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I think you're suppose to drive it,
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Nope. Still hate it.
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This game is stupid. I am not a bus.
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I’m the free... Wi-Fi van? Which means I’m trying to attract... people on the highway who want to connect to the Wi-Fi?
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I like the free candy van better. Who does love free candy? Communists don't, that's who.
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Sagittarius... I mean I drive a piece of shit already.
Beaters for life!
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Lol, stuff like this is why I deleted my Facebook. Meanwhile, I follow pages called “Sanchovies” and “1994 Subaru Outback” (which have nothing to do with cars) on Twitter.
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Aaaaaaaactually, communists would like free candy. Free, government-provided, candy of course.
#semantics
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Oh, I’m adamant on not sharing pages or memes unless I think it’s important (like a FP article on current recalls). If I find a funny webcomic, I find the original source and share that.
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Hmm..... Well i suppose I could think about that then. Bus drifting ftw.
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I thought the same thing but then K saw that it had wood paneling so that makes it better. A classy shitty van