I shouldn't have said this

Kinja'd!!! "Cajun Ginger" (CajunGinger)
02/10/2016 at 10:53 • Filed to: None

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Me to a customer:

I did not drop your nuts.

As they’re standing at the window and giggling while I’m checking them out. And I’m trying to keep a straight face while thinking, “I should not have said that”


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Cajun Ginger
02/10/2016 at 11:08

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I have this problem at work all the time. My boss is almost as bad at phrasing as Tobias Funke and it’s all I can do to keep from laughing sometimes.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Cajun Ginger
02/10/2016 at 11:15

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At least you don’t work in plumbing. “I need two 1/2" x 1" threaded nipples, and two female couplings to join them.”


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Cajun Ginger
02/10/2016 at 11:16

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Even if I did drop them, I’m not wiping them off.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Cajun Ginger
02/10/2016 at 11:26

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Hehehe!


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Cajun Ginger
02/10/2016 at 11:38

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I would have added, “I held onto them tightly the whole time.”


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Cajun Ginger
02/10/2016 at 12:27

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I remember a couple of years ago I was describing a failed PCV diaphragm in an Audi to a very attractive and rather flirty young lady and her friends at the counter. She had a golden sense of humor because in mock surprise she loudly turned to her friends and said “OH MY GOD MY DIAPHRAGM IS TORN!!” I turned red.


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/10/2016 at 15:35

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Plumbers. Always laying pipe, combining male and female fittings and using nipples.


Kinja'd!!! Burn-Spaz1966-Burn > Cajun Ginger
02/11/2016 at 00:27

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Happens to us all. Just your face matched your hair. Party On!!