![]() 02/04/2016 at 14:21 • Filed to: cinema 4d | ![]() | ![]() |
Because you don’t.
You’re looking at a computer screen.
Now get back to work.
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no.
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neat
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Ha! Wrong! I’m looking at my phone screen.
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I think I am looking at a LED array that is displaying 1s and 0s to correspond to condensed data being sent across copper bouncing from city to city. And that condensed data is a digitized array of vectors to represent a fully tangible 3 dimensional hunk of metal, rubber, and plastic that looks to be an Audi.
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Pretty sure I’m looking at a screenshot of an Audi rendering, from your screen, on my screen.
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Joke’s on you. I am actually browsing Oppo on a sheet of plotter paper. I have a script which refreshes every 10 minutes and prints a new sheet. To post a new comment, I pass a hand-written memo to my assistant, Darryl. Then Darryl posts the comment. Say hello Darryl.
(Hello.)
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Its an Audi RSQA345678
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Wut
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Maybe.
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Sane thing.
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S-line.
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Um
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“Ha - you’re not really looking at grilles from an Audi, you’re looking at a screen with renderings of them” = “
Ha, this isn’t actually a pipe, it’s a picture of one.
”
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<<
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Yubian Puma, natch.
![]() 02/04/2016 at 15:25 |
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You uncultured swine.
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Friends,
After the most recent plotting, it came to my attention that Darryl committed a grave typographical error in the final sentence of my previous reply. I do not wish you to believe me a man of poor learning, and mistakes like this cannot be tolerated. For this reason, I have chosen to dismiss Darryl for incompetence. I apologize to all of you for this error, and hope to return to Oppo soon with more competent assistance. Mind the comma and say goodbye, Darryl.
(Goodbye.)
![]() 02/04/2016 at 15:51 |
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I suggest you hire his brother, Darryl. Or perhaps his sister, Daryl.
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Fucking Darryl.
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lol at the clueless people. it’s a Chevy Aveo! why you’re modelling one, though, I don’t know.
![]() 02/04/2016 at 18:14 |
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No no no, a thing is not just one thing. That thing, for example, is two things.
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Q7