What should Torchinsky '16 slogan be?

Kinja'd!!! "Ike" (untitledcarshow)
02/01/2016 at 19:22 • Filed to: None

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I have got “his engine is in back but his ideas are out front” I know oppo is better then my lame attempt.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Ike
02/01/2016 at 19:24

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“Crazy bullshit because why not”

Wait that one might be taken.


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > Ike
02/01/2016 at 19:24

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If he was a mathematician we couuld joke about his differential. Ohhhhh snap!


Kinja'd!!! Ike > Grindintosecond
02/01/2016 at 19:26

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Sadly this made me laugh, it works on so many levels


Kinja'd!!! C62030 > Ike
02/01/2016 at 19:26

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“Not just burning rubber - Torching it.”


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > TheOnelectronic
02/01/2016 at 19:26

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I followed a car last night with the bumper sticker:

“Bernie 2016: Because Fuck This Shit”


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Ike
02/01/2016 at 19:26

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The Beetle That Doesn’t Spin.


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > Ike
02/01/2016 at 19:27

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Make American Cars Great Again. (tm)


Kinja'd!!! Ike > TheHondaBro
02/01/2016 at 19:27

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lol, I guess his running mate couldn't be orlove


Kinja'd!!! Ike > DrJohannVegas
02/01/2016 at 19:28

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This, simple yet brilliant.


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > Ike
02/01/2016 at 19:31

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“Simple, yet brilliant” is a phrase repeated often on my psych eval forms. Also on my business cards. And on my online dating profile.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Ike
02/01/2016 at 19:45

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Torch/Orlove 2016: Roll With Us.


Kinja'd!!! Ike > RallyWrench
02/01/2016 at 19:49

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Beetles you can believe in


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > Ike
02/01/2016 at 21:13

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“Change (a few spark plugs, control arms, Oh crap I have to change the battery AGAIN).”


Kinja'd!!! Ruschhaupt > Ike
03/14/2016 at 18:42

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The People’s Candidate