MT. DEW W/ A BLAST OF MANGO HEAT FLAVOR!!!!!!!!

"boredalways" (boredalway666) 12/21/2016 at 17:16 • Filed to: shitoppo post

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Noice!, it’s only 170 calories per 20 oz. bottle when regular Mt. DEW is 290 calories/20 oz.

Aw dude, it taste like mangos! So good!

What’s in this delicious drank!?

Oh...oh wait, bro! Dude, my heart is racing like a mofo! Iz gots da energy but I can hear my heart beat like I’m holding it in my hand! What else is in this!?

113mg of caffeine!?!?!? Aw dude, this so much better than the regular stuff! Imma have energiez for days, bro! Days!!! I won’t sleep til I’m dead!!!

Frank Grimes > boredalways 12/21/2016 at 17:19

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Now you can play like 6 hours straight of videoer gamz!

interstate366, now In The Industry > boredalways 12/21/2016 at 17:22

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Less sugar != less energy.

Jcarr > boredalways 12/21/2016 at 17:25

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Only 46 grams of sugar. A 20oz usually has 75 grams or so. Still awful, though.

Going to have to go get one. New Dew variants are like crack for me.

Takuro Spirit > boredalways 12/21/2016 at 17:25

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But does it have ‘Lectrolytes?

nermal > boredalways 12/21/2016 at 17:26

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Mango Heat? Is that like regular mangoes, but with hot sauce? That doesn’t sound very good..

LongbowMkII > Takuro Spirit 12/21/2016 at 17:28

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Why would you drink plant fertilizer?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > boredalways 12/21/2016 at 17:29

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Sounds awful

LongbowMkII > Jcarr 12/21/2016 at 17:32

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Odd that it’s like 1/3 diet with the sucrose.

Takuro Spirit > LongbowMkII 12/21/2016 at 17:42

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Cheaper than the real thing.

boredalways > interstate366, now In The Industry 12/21/2016 at 17:48

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Whatever, bro! It’s got more caffeine than regular Dew!

boredalways > Jcarr 12/21/2016 at 17:50

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Just like longbow says: sucralose and ace-k, bro!

boredalways > Takuro Spirit 12/21/2016 at 17:52

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No, bro! Gotta mix it with some Powerade!

It is partially produced with genetic engineering tho, bro!

boredalways > nermal 12/21/2016 at 17:53

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It’s just marketing, bro! No hot sauce.

boredalways > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/21/2016 at 17:55

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Naw, bro! It’s tight like when my VTEC kicks in yo!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > boredalways 12/21/2016 at 17:58

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Oh.

[sits down]

Dru > nermal 12/21/2016 at 20:01

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It’s got a hint of a “spice” to it. Very subtle.

Dru > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/21/2016 at 20:01

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Given your taste for starburst I think you’d like it.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > boredalways 12/21/2016 at 20:19

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Cheaper than Red Bull with more hydration !

boredalways > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/21/2016 at 20:41

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Totally, dude! Totally!

nermal > boredalways 12/21/2016 at 20:51

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Bro, let’s go convenience store kayaking! It’s EXTREME!!!

boredalways > nermal 12/22/2016 at 07:54

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YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND, BRO!!!!!