One of these things is not like the other *UPDATE*

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 12/19/2016 at 11:47 • Filed to: fingers

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And I’m headed to my doctor today to figure it out.

It might be a fracture. I hope not.

*EDIT*

The x-rays show a thing called !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!  injury. I have to wear a splint and I may need surgery

Tazio, Count Fouroff > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/19/2016 at 10:27

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Hope not — best wishes! (Or maybe tenosynovitis)

jimz > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/19/2016 at 10:28

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I’m still waiting for the nail on my left pinky finger to fall off after I slammed it in the door of a Taurus the week before Thanksgiving.

Urambo Tauro > jimz 12/19/2016 at 10:40

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Yow! I’ve lost two fingernails like that (both grew back, you can’t even tell they were gone).

fhrblig > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/19/2016 at 10:51

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Ouch. Hope it’s nothing serious.

jimz > Urambo Tauro 12/19/2016 at 11:05

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yeah. only hurt for a day or two, so no fracture. definitely broke at the nail root though, and looks grody.

DipodomysDeserti > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/19/2016 at 11:18

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Based on the lack of purple I’d say if it is a fracture, it’s not a bad one. I did chip my elbow once with no change in color, though. Two years later I still can’t lean on it without it feeling like there’s glass in my arm.

E90M3 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/19/2016 at 11:50

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I may need surgery

I’ll do it for $20, let me go get my knife real quick.

Jcarr > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/19/2016 at 11:52

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How did it happen? I jammed my thumb rather hard while starting a chainsaw about a month ago and it still hurts when I bend it. Wondering if I should have a doc look at it.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/19/2016 at 11:53

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Pinky out

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > jimz 12/19/2016 at 11:57

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Probably hurt less than the shame of having to ride in a Taurus.

jimz > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 12/19/2016 at 12:04

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I wasn’t riding in it.

LOREM IPSUM > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/19/2016 at 12:33

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A couple of years ago I woke up at 4 am on a Saturday to find that my roomates cat had shit and pissed all over the house.

I got pissed and whilst barefoot kicked a full size living room chair across the room like a soccer ball, then cleaned up the house and went to work, in construction.

My foot hurt all day and felt funny inside of my boot. When I finally got home and removed my boot I saw this:

The following day it looked like this:

When monday rolled around I found that my foot no longer fit inside of my work boot. I had to cut the toe out of my Adidas to even make it out of the door.

This is my foot, on stilts:

Never went to the doctor. Eventually let my wife lance it and kept it wrapped and polyspirin’d until it healed.

Fun times.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > jimz 12/19/2016 at 15:17

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Ah shouldn’t have assumed sorry.