Hi.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/17/2016 at 00:29 • Filed to: None

How is everyone?

DISCUSSION (80)

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 00:30

guess

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 00:32

Still alive, still kicking. Can’t say much else.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 00:33

I’m still hung up on XLIX, and I still need a hug.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 00:33

Kinja'd!!!

DERRRRRRRGGGGGGGS!!!

Oh and just browsing Turo for things I won’t actually rent.

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 00:35

I want to make poor decisions but lack the money. Also, girlfriend visits in ten days, so I’m stoked.

Phatboyphil > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 00:40

Been home for a few days NEED TO MOVE OUT ASAP!

RallyWrench > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 00:42

I just simultaneously had my first bite to eat of the day and first beer of the night, so getting better.

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 00:43

Oh, you know, unemployed. Good news is that I had an interview on Thursday that I thought went well. Bad news is I had to spend 9 hours in a Hyundai that same day.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Phatboyphil
12/17/2016 at 00:47

Circumstances have brought you to your parent’s house?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
12/17/2016 at 00:47

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
12/17/2016 at 00:48

Kinja'd!!!

Derrrrrrhhhhhhhhg

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
12/17/2016 at 00:51

More like stro— never mind.

Phatboyphil > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 00:51

Just got out of the military. GI bill doesn’t kick in till I start school in Jan. I’ll barely be sane by then lol. Barracks to mom’s house is a weird transition.

ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 00:52

Sleepy. Going to bed. Good night.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
12/17/2016 at 00:52

Wagon Guy drives a Boostang > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 00:53

Working 36 hours in the next 3 days, all overnight. It’s fun.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 00:55

Slightly buzzed with my good friend beer.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 00:55

LOBSTER PLS

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wagon Guy drives a Boostang
12/17/2016 at 00:55

I’ll take your word for it!

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 00:56

I went to Branson this evening, it is the perfect storm of everything that pisses me off combined into one city. I became speechless through anger, which was a new experience.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
12/17/2016 at 00:56

Beer is a great friend. Beer does not judge.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
12/17/2016 at 00:57

Where’s that

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 00:58

Beer + pizza + cards against humanity = great friday night.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 01:00

Southern Missouri, best way to describe it is “shitty redneck Las Vegas”.

Wagon Guy drives a Boostang > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 01:02

ok, maybe not fun, but paychecks are fun...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
12/17/2016 at 01:02

The redneck modifier I understand. But adding shitty to Vegas is just redundant (oh yes I did).

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 01:02

Eh ¯\_(o_o)_/¯okay I guess

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
12/17/2016 at 01:02

So, Reno?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/17/2016 at 01:03

Okay =excellent, these days.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wagon Guy drives a Boostang
12/17/2016 at 01:04

Money is good.

Sam > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 01:08

I’ve been without my cellphone for 3 days now, have the stomach flu, and it’s like 10 degrees outside. I’ve been better, but I’ve been worse. You?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 01:08

I don’t think a chest cold qualifies as excellent.

RallyWrench > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
12/17/2016 at 01:10

I think you meant best friend.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 01:10

No arguments from me, I hate the idea of Vegas (I’ve never been, nor do I want to go). It’s a massive tourist trap which lacks any actual content. Half the buildings (generous term) are “welcome centers” which are just cons trying to sell elderly people timeshares and/or junk.

If the whole place burned to the ground it’d be an improvement. I legitimately would not feel bad.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/17/2016 at 01:11

Worse, because half the people are drone Arkansas.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/17/2016 at 01:12

Okay

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
12/17/2016 at 01:12

You sure you didnt end up in Bronson?

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 01:13

Sitting in my kitchen, in a nicely-bolstered bucket seat out of a Jeep, drinking a super light beer that the guy at the off sale told me was just like Guiness (It most certainly is not! ...I suppose it’s the same colour scheme on the box?), about to watch this week’s episode of the Grand Tour.

So mostly okay.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Sam
12/17/2016 at 01:14

I’m just fine

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Sam
12/17/2016 at 01:14

I’m just fine

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 01:18

Realizing I might be single for the rest of my life, but not taking it as badly as one might think.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
12/17/2016 at 01:20

I was perpetually single for many eons. I think were it not for my wife, I would live out in the sticks with fifteen cats and lots of top ramen. Not a bad life, really.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 01:21

Kinja'd!!!

I just drove through this and didn’t engage 4wd once

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 01:22

Kinja'd!!!

Tired and rather concerned about thr environment and the horrors of extinction, say the Ivory Billed Woodpecker, also lacking,motivation to really,really do anything but complain.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
12/17/2016 at 01:23

Bronson is actually a wonderful little speed trap of a town on highway 54 in southeastern Kansas. We used to get our deer processed into summer sausage there.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/17/2016 at 01:23

What happened with your fender bender?

Tristan > Phatboyphil
12/17/2016 at 01:34

Welcome to the warm embrace of the DD214 blanket. Curl up under it and let it protect you from all that previous bullshit.

Phatboyphil > Tristan
12/17/2016 at 01:38

Unfortunately some got through. I either lost or was never given the form I was to submit with my travel voucher for my ets move. Since I was never informed of it till I went to submit the voucher online, I’m leaning to never gotten it.

Oh well. They received the voucher a few days ago electronicly and I havn’t heard of it getting kicked back yet.

:knocks on wood:

Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 01:38

Let’s see... a permanent position opened up at the place where I’m currently working as a temp and where I really want to be hired on full time, I’m very much liking my new Canyonero, I’ve been living the snow (5 hour commute, not so much), I got a free rotate and balance from Discount Tire tonight on tires I didn’t buy from them, I’ve got a healthy, beautiful baby girl, a fantastic wife and I’m planning my first ever winter camping trip to Bend next month.

Something is bound to go horribly wrong soon...

Tristan > Phatboyphil
12/17/2016 at 01:47

I spent almost a week calling the TMO office at my old base after I got out before I could even get anyone to answer just to make sure my package was squared away. Like seriously, call... Let it ring until out wouldn’t ring any more... call again. For several hours every day. How do they find such worthless sacks for the personnelist section?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 02:00

Woo hoo!

Svend > Wagon Guy drives a Boostang
12/17/2016 at 02:07

It’s my last night off for the next five nights I’ll have screaming shoppers for about nine to ten hours each night singing christmas songs being all jolly till I tell them were out of goose fat/sprouts/turkeys till the next truck comes at which point they’ll turn on me like they’ve just caught the zombie virus and want to eat me for destroying their christmas.

Thank goodness I’m not working Thursday and Friday next week because I think I’d go mental.

Svend > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
12/17/2016 at 02:09

I keep doing the same with Rightmove and Zoopla. I keep gravitating towards telling everyone to go to hell and I’ll move to the BVI or Australia.

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 02:10

No that’s what he’ doing till then. ;)

Wagon Guy drives a Boostang > Svend
12/17/2016 at 02:11

I get to work Wednesday - Thursday next week. Since it’s not retail, I’m hoping things will be quiet...

Svend > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
12/17/2016 at 02:13

Being single has it’s down points but has it’s up points too.

One down point is people saying:

“there’s a girl out there for everyone” to which I reply, “what a slag”.

Xyl0c41n3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 02:16

Dis was today:

http://photography.kinja.com/role-reversal-1790213139

Svend > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
12/17/2016 at 02:17

Told you a super light beer was like Guinness.

Did you check his pupils as he was talking?

Hell, it’ll make you appreciate the Guinness even more when you get some.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 02:31

After the x^nth fight with my SO where afterward it becomes even clearer one of us (at the very least lol) is straight up batsh*t, the wisdom of your point there really hits home.

...oh I’m good — you?

Svend > Wagon Guy drives a Boostang
12/17/2016 at 02:31

I don’t even like christmas.

I’m not religious but if I don’t say I’m of a different religion I’m just being a ‘scrooge’ and too cheer up. Everyone suddenly becomes all holier than thou and embraces christmas like if they don’t it’ll end the world.

I mean if someone came up to you in June and said, “have you got your tree up in your living room?”, you would look at them as if they were a moron, yet in December if they ask you if you have your tree up in your living room, they look at you like your the moron for saying, “no”.

And the incessant christmas songs and the really bad shop versions that they play because it saves on licencing rights to play them over and over and over AND OVER AND OVER again.

Best christmas I ever had, I told my family I was going to spend christmas at a flatmates family till the new year, I told my flatmate, if anyone asks, I spent christmas with her and her family. I closed the curtain and locked the door, un-plugged the telephone and stayed inside eating pizza from christmas eve to new years day avoiding any reference to christmas on the TV. It was sooooo good.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > E90M3
12/17/2016 at 02:44

Lets you prove to them you’re really sincere :)

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 02:46

I filed an insurance claim with my insurance, got a check, they’re going after him. I’m fixing the exhaust, leaving the bumper and selling the jeep. Bought a cat for my ranger tonight so I’ll be driving that again soon.

Wagon Guy drives a Boostang > Svend
12/17/2016 at 03:22

I’m not a big Christmas fan either. I don’t have any decorations up, and I haven’t wrapped a single present. That’s not to say I won’t be doing either, but only because I have family coming over, though not until the 29th.

My best Christmas was when I was stationed in Germany in the Army. My parents sent stuff over early, I ate a great dinner in the chow hall, played video games in my room while blasting heavy metal music and drank plenty of German beer.

Svend > Wagon Guy drives a Boostang
12/17/2016 at 03:38

Here’s to the memory of great Christmases past.

Kinja'd!!!