No, you have a drinking problem!

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12/13/2016 at 11:14 • Filed to: None

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The crazy thing is that this just covers every pub with a website. Most pubs don’t have a website.


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Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > djmt1
12/13/2016 at 11:19

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I don’t see a problem with that though...


Kinja'd!!! Sam > djmt1
12/13/2016 at 11:19

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I assume Ireland just turns red?


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
12/13/2016 at 11:24

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Northern Scotland seems problematic, actually.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > djmt1
12/13/2016 at 11:26

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I see some thick clustering in bigger cities.

My area would be depressing, unless you counted any place that served alcohol as a “pub”. There is only one pub where I am now and as a result we all call it, “the pub”. I suppose we could also add craft breweries here, which are probably more equivalent, but the density is still quite low (one near here, one about 12 miles away, another about 15 miles away, etc).


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > djmt1
12/13/2016 at 11:30

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pretty much all the places by me are bridges and no name buildings


Kinja'd!!! mtdrift > djmt1
12/13/2016 at 11:35

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This is remarkable, especially considering the neighborhood pub is a dying institution in Britain, recent stats put the rate of closures at between 27 and 29 per week. :(

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/uk-pubs-closing-at-a-rate-of-27-a-week-camra-says-a6853686.html


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > mtdrift
12/13/2016 at 11:43

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I have 17 pubs within a mile of my home. We have too many pubs in the UK.


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > djmt1
12/13/2016 at 11:51

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Pittsburgh has the highest bars per capita of anywhere in the country.

Which explains why nobody has any hobbies besides the damn steelers.


Kinja'd!!! AntiSpeed > djmt1
12/13/2016 at 11:53

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Bring some over here! An “English Pub” in the US is just a normal bar with Bass on tap and a “Keep Calm and Carry On” sign somewhere.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > WilliamsSW
12/13/2016 at 11:55

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They’re merely located where the people are, the rest of that area is barren wasteland.  


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > djmt1
12/13/2016 at 11:56

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My small town on 8000 has at least 12 bars, just in city limits, plus 10 restaurants that serve alcohol. And probably another 40 taverns/pubs wishing a 15 mile radius of town. And all of those number are probably what they were 30 years ago, back when Wisconsin really had a drinking problem.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > djmt1
12/13/2016 at 11:57

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Sounds like a good thing as long as some of them are quality and provide some variety


Kinja'd!!! mtdrift > djmt1
12/13/2016 at 12:01

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That’s a lot of pubs.


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > mtdrift
12/13/2016 at 12:03

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So you’ll reach 0 in approximately 1230891276381723 years ;)


Kinja'd!!! TahoeSTi > mtdrift
12/13/2016 at 12:27

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Even at that rate the pubs will still out last us all.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > djmt1
12/13/2016 at 12:28

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*moves to Britain*


Kinja'd!!! mtdrift > TahoeSTi
12/13/2016 at 12:42

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Like the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > Sam
12/13/2016 at 12:43

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Well, given that pubs outside of towns of any size are a dying institution, probably not.


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > djmt1
12/13/2016 at 13:12

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I have zero neighborhood bars within walking distance of my house. Just restaurants that serve booze and a beer garden.

I just want a pool table that is just about level, barstools, some pool cues with worn out tips, dirty carpet, mediocre food, a juke box and cheep beer. Is that too much to ask?


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > djmt1
12/13/2016 at 14:03

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My village (pop. 1,900) has four pubs and two off licenses along its 300 yard main street. It’s definitely not grim up North.


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > djmt1
12/13/2016 at 15:48

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The Isle of Skye looks like a dry county on this map, which certainly isn’t the case. Talisker Distillery is just one of a few on the island, and there are likely 100's of pubs, many of which have websites.

Just down across the road from Talisker is a cool little place:

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http://www.theoldinnskye.co.uk/