New car detailing technique!

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 12/12/2016 at 15:28 • Filed to: None

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Check out this new car detailing technique! I’ve used it several times and it works like a charm.

404 - User No Longer Available > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 15:33

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[salmonella intensifies]

Svend > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 15:34

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Ha ha. Chicken breast. You had me till I saw, ‘raw chi...’, then everything else after that was just filling.

Jcarr > 404 - User No Longer Available 12/12/2016 at 15:35

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[diarrhea intensifies]

MonkeePuzzle > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 15:36

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idiot, it’s not chicken! it’s raw human fat!

Klaus Schmoll > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 15:37

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It also moisturises the plastic and leaves a nice shine, and when you are done and throw the chicken onto the BBQ it has a certain bespoke crispyness.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > MonkeePuzzle 12/12/2016 at 15:40

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Now that’s a truly disgusting image.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Klaus Schmoll 12/12/2016 at 15:41

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It’s like a rub but with less salt and pepper...

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Klaus Schmoll 12/12/2016 at 15:41

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.....Jim Tomsula? What are you doing on Kinja?

jkm7680 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 15:44

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This procedure gets the prestigious Jkm7680 seal of approval.

404 - User No Longer Available > Jcarr 12/12/2016 at 15:47

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“Alot of watery poo’s come out!”

vicali > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 15:48

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New problem;

LongbowMkII > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 15:49

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Dry skin flakes are an excellent renewable source of sodium

LongbowMkII > jkm7680 12/12/2016 at 15:51

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This must be prestigious, I never won one!

Xyl0c41n3 > LongbowMkII 12/12/2016 at 15:51

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*projectile vomits*

Xyl0c41n3 > vicali 12/12/2016 at 15:52

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I fail to see how that is a problem

*makes grabby hands for the fluffy grey one in the middle*

LongbowMkII > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/12/2016 at 15:53

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That Dru Magpie guy has featuring him. It’s good to see he’s found some nice free wifi.

jkm7680 > LongbowMkII 12/12/2016 at 15:53

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It is extremely prestigious.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > jkm7680 12/12/2016 at 15:58

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I’m truly honored, and do not take this acclimation very lightly.

EL_ULY > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 15:59

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cleans up your baby’s toys easily as well

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > EL_ULY 12/12/2016 at 16:00

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Pet hair on your furniture? No problem for Foster Farms Chicken Breast.

Batman the Horse > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 16:02

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It seals in the juices.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 16:02

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Professional auto detailers HATE him!

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 16:05

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I guess you could say it’s the breast detailing technique out there.

EL_ULY > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 16:07

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lol gross :]

$kaycog > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 16:10

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That’s nasty!

not for canada - australian in disguise > jkm7680 12/12/2016 at 16:12

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i’m going to save this and then give people it without your permission just to spite you

LongbowMkII > Batman the Horse 12/12/2016 at 16:12

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One way trip to flavortown

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 16:31

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LIAR

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Car-Glue-Gum-Gel-Air-Conditioner-Outlet-Vent-Interior-Dust-Dirt-Cleaner-Hot-Sale-/322064868572

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > LongbowMkII 12/12/2016 at 16:51

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“You can try your luck at the library for internet, but I’ve found that your obamaphone can pick up signals decently well through a building. I like to sit on someone’s porch in a subdivision while they’re at work and use their unprotected internet. You look like a real somebody sittin on a porch on your phone. And the cops’ll leave you alone too cause you look like you belong there”

jkm7680 > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/12/2016 at 16:56

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That’s is just helping my cause! By spreading the word of “Jkm and the prestigious award he created.”

jkm7680 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 16:56

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You are very welcome.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 17:06

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Harold approves.

functionoverfashion > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 17:21

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Top pic is E83 X3. Maybe all 3?

Also, gross

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/12/2016 at 17:26

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Hey now, don’t undo my shallow internet meme post.

Jonee > vicali 12/12/2016 at 17:47

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“Did someone say chicken?”

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/12/2016 at 23:05

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Tried this with play-do.

It did not work.