God damn.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
12/12/2016 at 00:02 • Filed to: None

I love it. I love how some people go crazy on Jukes.

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DISCUSSION (29)

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/12/2016 at 00:03

Juke Rs are Lyfe.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/12/2016 at 00:27

I need that so much. So goddamn cool

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/12/2016 at 00:29

Right now it appears to be lifted with meaty tires. I want it too.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/12/2016 at 00:33

I find this upsetting.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/12/2016 at 00:35

I find your attitude upsetting.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/12/2016 at 00:42

I can’t like the Juke. Obviously you do and that’s okay, but I still hate them. That’s the beauty of a polarizing design.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/12/2016 at 00:46

Nissan has the balls to build a different thing in a sea cars looking the same. It does make it easy to find in parking lots.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/12/2016 at 00:49

good ruin a juke. Not an actual nice car

Milky > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/12/2016 at 00:56

I had to go look, the front is “ wrapped them with real c.f”

Kinja'd!!!

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/12/2016 at 00:57

But then why would you put a wing on it? I’m down for crazy mods, but they gotta pull their weigh. Nah I mean bruh bruh?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
12/12/2016 at 00:58

He removed the wing when the lift was installed.

Nauraushaun > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/12/2016 at 00:58

Wish they’d made a cheap, fast one. Cheap+fast is all you need to set a car off amongst the kids.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Nauraushaun
12/12/2016 at 00:59

So the NISMO RS.

Invinciblejets > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/12/2016 at 01:11

It’s stance. I thought oppo hated stance?......

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Invinciblejets
12/12/2016 at 01:15

I would not call it stance. It has no ridiculous camber, & it’s not stuck on blade of grass.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/12/2016 at 02:05

I should hate every aspect of this, but it’s kinda awesome.

Svend > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/12/2016 at 02:08

The only Juke I actually like is the Juke-R. Two Nissan Jukes with GTR drivetrain turning out 600hp from it’s 2.0 GT-R NISMO engine and looks the bomb.

Kinja'd!!!

But the winning Nissan for me is a private car, not done by Nissan like the Juke, of a Nissan QashQai with GT-R drivetrain. Om nom nom nom.

Kinja'd!!!

circa 1,100hp

Kinja'd!!!

ktfright | Kinja Neighborhood Black Guy > Invinciblejets
12/12/2016 at 02:18

That’s just an aggressive drop, it isn’t hellaflush in the slightest.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/12/2016 at 02:31

But it erks me that they designed it to have as little cargo space as possible. I don’t mind the front at all.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/12/2016 at 02:33

She’s tight, but I make it work.

pip bip - choose Corrour > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/12/2016 at 02:49

meh.

random001 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/12/2016 at 07:58

They also make everything else they design as ugly as possible. Reference any of their newer things, like the maxima, with that black shit over the rear window, and the very bad proportions for front and rear fenders.

On the upside, they managed to make every other car they sell uglier than the Juke, so the Juke is now the best looking Nissan. So...yay?