Ford Owners Be Like...

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 12/11/2016 at 21:55 • Filed to: Bad Jokes

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“You know why they call them Fords? Because they always come in 1rd place, whoo!!”

Chevy owners: “Pssh, more like 4rd place, oooooohhhh!!!”

*high 4.5s nearby Dodge owner*

I kid of course, US automakers are killing it this decade.

macanamera > Wobbles the Mind 12/11/2016 at 22:00

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is that you

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Wobbles the Mind 12/11/2016 at 22:03

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Gotta love Ferd, Chebby and Durge fanboys but you’re right, the American car companies are killing it right now.

Wobbles the Mind > macanamera 12/11/2016 at 22:05

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Nooo, I’m way younger. That’s just a Google image search of some old dude with a hatchback.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > macanamera 12/11/2016 at 22:10

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No, that’s Ross

Matt Nichelson > Wobbles the Mind 12/11/2016 at 22:31

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Let’s just hope that old man’s ride doesn’t get stuck in 2nd gear.

McMike > Wobbles the Mind 12/11/2016 at 22:31

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How YOU doin?

My bird IS the word > Wobbles the Mind 12/11/2016 at 22:47

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I am a happy man. We might have had some casualties along the way but our ponies are finally becoming thoroughbreds.

And I might just be buying one of them.

Birddog > Wobbles the Mind 12/11/2016 at 23:01

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1rd?

Forget it he’s rolling.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2016 at 23:05

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I’d argue that the Koreans are also doing quite well, but when even GM is making stuff that I might not instantly reject, the Americans are doing something right. Well, some of that GM success is ultimately Korean success.

Then again, that comes back to the fact that most of what they’re doing right is just using their international arms as sources for products. My Focus was designed in Germany on an updated platform designed by Ford of Europe, Volvo, and Mazda. GMs still-crappy small cars are ultimately a lot better thanks to Daewoo, which wasn’t exactly a great manufacturer to begin with, but was still light years ahead of anything GM developed in their own in the US.

Chrysler is still pretty awful and they don’t really have a source for anything good, since Fiat also produces terrible cars. Their best cars are still originally based on Mercedes designs.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 12/11/2016 at 23:50

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Ford and Chevy are really rocking it by making vehicles no one else has an answer to except maybe the other company.

Corvette, Diesel Colorado, Volt, Bolt, ZL1 Camaro, Spark

GT350, Raptor, Fiesta ST, GT, Focus RS, Fusion Sport

None of those models have a true competitor in the US except maybe the Focus RS and the GT. Even then, they are unique enough to make them stand out from the competition.

I agree about Korea too, I really want to try an Elantra sport for some weird reason and I’m totally with Wobbles on the upcoming RWD Kia sedan. Way too cool

Bytemite > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 12/12/2016 at 00:06

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Chrysler still doesnt understand weight is a bad thing.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Wobbles the Mind 12/12/2016 at 00:50

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And Chevy owners think 4rd is a finishing place.

macanamera > Matt Nichelson 12/12/2016 at 12:35

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right?!

Is that Joey tribiani

Matt Nichelson > macanamera 12/12/2016 at 13:25

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Yeah he bought it earlier this year.