![]() 12/10/2016 at 22:54 • Filed to: I'm not high. I promise | ![]() | ![]() |
GTI for your time. NSFW question in a few.
If we could fart through our dicks, would they flap like a deflating balloon or trumpet like an elephant trunk?
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No, because it would also do that when you pee.
Edit. Not high my ass.
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I was thinking more of a kazoo-type deal
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It would be like the valve on a whoopie cushion.
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well now we’ll be pooping in the urinals i guess
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Depends on the length and diameter of the horn as it were.
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Definitely a kazoo type noise. Not loose enough to be like a deflating ballon.
Oh, and would you mind telling me around how much leather would cost on a 2014 Ram quad cab? Like regular black leather with perforated inserts?
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I think it’d be pretty much like this:
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I always wanted to attach one of these to my BOV.
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I’d tend toward the balloon. It’d be like a micro-queef.
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If you were to get it done in Charlotte, $999 + tax. So like 1071.43.
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I’m seriously thinking about doing this to my friend’s SC300 one day at work while he’s busy at his desk.
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It would sound like a pipe organ
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Maybe like a dog whistle
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Thanks, that’s a really good price. Would red stitching run much extra?
And with a bench seat? Like the ones with the armrest doubling as the backrest?
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In my experience, it sounds like the “squishing” sound effect involving moist things in movies...
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Like $25 extra. We do things by row because it’s how they charge the shop. We pay a flat rate for leather kits. Like a 2 row high volume is a certain wholesale rate, 2 tone is 15% up on that, and we basically pay labor costs for stitching or perforated inserts if the kit normally doesn’t have them. Main issue is that we can’t just pull one out of a warehouse.
our parent company is Roadwire so if you go to their instagram you can see what we can do
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I imagine that would be fun for about a day. But if I could find a free duck call I would do it to someone.
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Awesome, thanks!