I s'pose if I went for something I really couldn't afford

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/10/2016 at 01:53 • Filed to: don't worry it's not like it will ever happen

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A 3-door Golf GTI would be a tempting offer. Manual, plaid seats (PLAID!), what more could a man want?

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I suppose I wouldn’t like paying for premium fuel, the price tag, and perhaps some of the maintenance. But I’m sure it would be a hoot.


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/10/2016 at 02:12

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You sold me at Plaid. I love how VW still has it and hope they always will. Fuel? Meh. It’s worth it if you drive what you like. What’s that saying? Fast, reliable or cheap?


Kinja'd!!! Phatboyphil > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/10/2016 at 02:17

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I-tegra

N-umeriously

T-he

E-xponetially

G-rowing

R-ight

A-nswer

You know you want it!

Together we could rule the PNW!!!


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Phatboyphil
12/10/2016 at 02:26

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I commend this response


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/10/2016 at 02:43

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I came very close to buying a newish Mark 4 GTI long ago, then came very close to buying a Mark 6 when they debuted... I’ve since gotten over my horrible addiction to Volkswagens and cars with monthly payments.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Birddog
12/10/2016 at 03:02

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The only problem is GTIs aren’t fast. They are cheap used though.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > DipodomysDeserti
12/10/2016 at 03:30

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“Fast” is a relative term.

I’m used to (and prefer) cars that were built when 225hp from a 5.0 in a 3200lb car was a Hallelujah moment.


Kinja'd!!! Old Red Wagon > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/10/2016 at 07:34

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They are very fun cars. I have a mk7 GTI and it’s a solid car. Can get 40 mpg on the highway when cruising but can be a hoot to drive when you feel like it. I have an S so plaid (win) with the performance and lighting package. Besides my E30 it has provided the most fun out of any vehicle I have owned.


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > DipodomysDeserti
12/10/2016 at 08:22

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What would be your preferred fast car then?


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > Tristan
12/10/2016 at 08:54

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Agreed. I just pay the monthly repair bills now.


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/10/2016 at 08:55

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I used to own a Mk2 (stolen, never recovered) and the yearning for another one never stops. It would need different wheels, however. I don’t think I’ve liked any of the GTI wheels in a decade.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/10/2016 at 09:13

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Well in the plus side this is the last year for them so won’t have to worry about being tempted by a brand new one. From 2017 on it is 5-door only.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Chasaboo
12/10/2016 at 10:05

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I don’t have one preferred fast car, but I wouldn’t consider a GTI a fast car. I do like GTIs, and was considering buy one a year or so ago. The GTI is a zippy car, get it up to 300 hp if you want a quick car, but you need at least 4-500 hp in a 3k lb car for it to be fast.


Kinja'd!!! Tazio, Count Fouroff > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/10/2016 at 10:52

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Do it!!

To quote a Twitter post, “financial stability is overrated” lol


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/10/2016 at 11:10

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You could buy multiple Tercels a year for what it would cost to keep it on the road ... but PLAID!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Birddog
12/10/2016 at 11:12

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I know I’ve said this before, but the first manufacturer to grow the balls to sell a new full size truck, with two plaid bench seats gets my money.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/10/2016 at 11:17

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A hoot for sure, and if you do as little as breathe on these engines horsepower levels can get to ridiculous levels.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Phatboyphil
12/10/2016 at 13:37

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My first car was a slushbox Integra


Kinja'd!!! Justino6969 > Old Red Wagon
12/11/2016 at 00:14

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When are you taking it to APR for a software tune?


Kinja'd!!! Old Red Wagon > Justino6969
12/11/2016 at 08:36

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Don’t have any plans of doing an Apr tune. Warranty is still intact and I don’t plan on voiding that just yet. Might do a jb1 though.


Kinja'd!!! Justino6969 > Old Red Wagon
12/11/2016 at 20:08

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From what I’ve seen, there are VW dealerships that will install the APR tune at the dealership, keeping the warranty intact.


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > DipodomysDeserti
12/11/2016 at 22:22

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Right on, I like your thought process. I’ve been considering a used Porsche Cayman S since I’ve gotten a raise, and have been saving some money for a while now.