Somebody Stop Me

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11/29/2016 at 16:09 • Filed to: None

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This is literally 20 minutes away from my house.

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DISCUSSION (29)


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 16:11

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Is that dealer actually called “Koons”


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 16:12

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I will not stop you. Just. Go. Buy. It.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > E90M3
11/29/2016 at 16:12

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There’s about 10 dealers called Koons IIRC.

So yes, lol.


Kinja'd!!! CB > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 16:15

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Quit your bellyaching and just buy the damn thing.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 16:15

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Now that I think about it, I think I saw a car with a “Koons” sticker on it and my dad, who grew up in the south in the 1960s was like wow someone has actually called their dealership that.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > E90M3
11/29/2016 at 16:16

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Hahah, wonder how many people have accidentally spelled it the other way.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 16:17

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I wonder if it’s intentional, or just an unfortunate coincident.


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 16:18

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Do you need a ride to the dealership?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > E90M3
11/29/2016 at 16:19

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It sounds Dutch, maybe German. I’m guessing it’s a family name.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Future next gen S2000 owner
11/29/2016 at 16:20

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I’m gonna have to force myself to get out there.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 16:20

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That’s a lot of damn money for a truck with a tiny little bed. And what’s with the red shit on the dash? This isn’t 2003.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 16:20

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That would be my guess, or they were just like fuck you wanna see if we can get away with this.


Kinja'd!!! Pistol Whipped Cream > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 16:20

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Step 1: Print this


https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/3rd-gen-tacoma-model-package-option-costs-master-list.388345/

Step 2: Go Down There

Step 3: Make a Deal


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > E90M3
11/29/2016 at 16:54

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It’s named for the family patriarch, Jim Koons. From their About Us page :

The Jim Koons Automotive Companies, with headquarters in Tysons Corner, VA, owns and operates 22 locations throughout the Mid-Atlantic Region. Koons is one of the 15 largest privately-held dealership organizations in the United States and largest automotive group locally headquartered, with locations in Delaware and the Washington, DC metro area - including Virginia and Maryland.

The company is a family-owned business spanning over 45 years and has retailed over 2 million vehicles. The company was recognized in 2009, 2010, 2011 and 2012 by the Washington Business Journal for being the region’s top large company overall for ‘Best Place To Work’ and the only automotive retailer to qualify, with over 5,000 local employees.

Koons proudly represents Toyota, Scion, Lexus, Chevrolet, Buick, GMC, Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram, Nissan, Ford, Volvo, Mazda, Lincoln, Kia, Mercedes-Benz, Smart and Sprinter brands.

Krystal Koons is the spokesperson for Jim Koons Automotive Companies.

For sponsorship requests fill out the form below.

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Maybe that’s Krystal Koons in the photo?

Why yes, yes it is, according to her WordPress blog .

Looks like she’s in a bunch of commercials too .

Quite the name there.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > RallyWrench
11/29/2016 at 17:16

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I think it’s orange. A reddish orange, but orange.


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 17:29

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That bed is like what, four feet long?


Kinja'd!!! gawdzillla > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 17:36

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i know those rear drum brakes wont stop you

#kidding . i’d buy it in a heartbeat


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 17:53

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You: I shouldn’t buy it.

Hooded you: Buy it. Then buy a racecar to tow behind it.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 18:20

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Please don’t get the stub bed.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/29/2016 at 18:20

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On second thought: buy the stub bed. BUY. SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Saracen
11/29/2016 at 18:37

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It’s not big, but I don’t really need a huge bed.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/29/2016 at 18:38

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I kinda like the stub bed, I don’t really need the longer one.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 18:49

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Buy a old V8 truck, slap some headers on it. Win


Kinja'd!!! bubblestheturtle > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 18:54

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Would rather

http://www.milweb.net/classifieds/view_large.php?ad=77934&cat=1


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 19:00

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Why would I stop you from buying something and ending this annoying parade of “THIS is what I’m gonna get!” Just go head and do it already.


Kinja'd!!! Nothing > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 19:02

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I love the DCSB, I don’t care what gen. Go get it!


Kinja'd!!! GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 20:21

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Buuut the ZR2's are coming...


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo
11/29/2016 at 20:37

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Nahhhhh


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > jkm7680
11/29/2016 at 22:13

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So tempting. So perfect.