Give me Your Best Electricity Puns.

"Berang" (berang) 11/27/2016 at 00:56 • Filed to: pun attack

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Because I’m wiring up this old fog light tonight.

I’d never heard of Lumax before, but I got this for $1.99 off ebay. It’s roughly era correct for my 1969 SAAB.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Berang 11/27/2016 at 01:11

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Watt do you mean?

Berang > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/27/2016 at 01:12

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wire you doing this to me

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Berang 11/27/2016 at 01:20

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IDK, but think positive thoughts.

JGrabowMSt > Berang 11/27/2016 at 01:20

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I’m shocked you got such a great deal.

DrJohannVegas > Berang 11/27/2016 at 01:21

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This has the Potential to be a good thread.

Tristan > Berang 11/27/2016 at 01:24

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Fortunately, I have a strong resistance to puns. I do my best to insulate myself and others in my ohm from them.

Berang > DrJohannVegas 11/27/2016 at 01:34

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As long as everybody conducts themselves positively.

Berang > Tristan 11/27/2016 at 01:35

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What a way to stay grounded.

Berang > JGrabowMSt 11/27/2016 at 01:36

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At that price, I couldn’t resist.

TheHondaBro > Berang 11/27/2016 at 01:37

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electricity

Berang > TheHondaBro 11/27/2016 at 01:40

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electricounty

DrJohannVegas > Berang 11/27/2016 at 01:42

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I hope that charge faces little resistance. We all have our biases.

TheHondaBro > Berang 11/27/2016 at 01:43

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electriobservableuniverse

Svend > Berang 11/27/2016 at 01:45

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I don’t want to come all Negative, but I know if I Charge in, I’m Positive I’ll just Shock myself so I must Resist.

So I’m going to remain Neutral and down to Earth.

I must go. I don’t know Watt caused it but my head Hertz.

((relaxing chant))

Ohm, Ohm, Ohm, Ohm.

Berang > DrJohannVegas 11/27/2016 at 02:10

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Even if they don’t, I’ve had brushes with worse - I’m no armature.

Berang > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/27/2016 at 02:12

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I was thinking positively, but now I’m feeling a bit negative. I’m currently alternating between the two.

Berang > Svend 11/27/2016 at 02:14

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I think you’re about ready for Induction into the pun hall of fame.

DrJohannVegas > TheHondaBro 11/27/2016 at 02:14

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electrimultiverse

Svend > Berang 11/27/2016 at 02:23

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Cheers mate, I do try.

Well, my mum says I try, sorely tries I think is how she puts it.

xyzabc > Berang 11/27/2016 at 07:38

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“Shocking...positively shocking.”  

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Berang 11/27/2016 at 10:38

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This thread has no potential.

Berang > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/27/2016 at 11:16

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Spool’s closed. I’ve cotton on to this new string of puns.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Berang 11/27/2016 at 11:40

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I’ve been gauging your resistance and it has been weak.

Berang > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/27/2016 at 12:55

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too late im sewing 2 this

Tapas > Berang 11/27/2016 at 23:34

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Well you can’t just ask for puns. I don’t know about other Oppos, but I’m resisting the urge to say anything related to—-damn it!