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Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
11/24/2016 at 20:47 • Filed to: None

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Hawaiian Airlines is taking revenge on me for my ancestor’s transgression with this meal.

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DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! Svend > DipodomysDeserti
11/24/2016 at 20:51

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Okay. I’ll ask. Other than the fruit in the top left, what is that?

Looking at that ‘meal’. I would of called back the steward/ess and said, “if your not going to bother about making a proper meal, I suggest you don’t bother at all”.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > DipodomysDeserti
11/24/2016 at 20:51

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That looks like the lunch a mom would give her 3rd grader...was there a note in there too?


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > DipodomysDeserti
11/24/2016 at 20:51

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Is that an egg sandwich?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > DipodomysDeserti
11/24/2016 at 20:56

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That’s nothing. The “food” they served on our El-Al transatlantic flight was inedible.


Kinja'd!!! slipperysallylikespenguins > DipodomysDeserti
11/24/2016 at 21:03

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That very meal gave my roommate food poisoning about a month ago. Mine wasn’t even heated up but was at least poison free. Punch was good though.


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > DipodomysDeserti
11/24/2016 at 21:10

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The Russian inflight meal I had on an Atlas Air flight to Kyrgyzstan looked a hell of a lot better than that. Besides the fact it was all in Cyrillic and I had to guess to a degree what stuff was.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > DipodomysDeserti
11/24/2016 at 21:15

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But look at the bright side... you’ll get sweet revenge when the farts start coming...


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Svend
11/24/2016 at 21:34

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It’s an “egg sandwhich”. The staff was top notch and they give you a free coctail so I was gtg. Plus once you land you’re in paradise.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
11/24/2016 at 21:35

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I think the revenge is that their ancestral land gets used as a resort by fat Americans.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > DipodomysDeserti
11/24/2016 at 21:49

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When we fly to Hawaii we go Alaska because it’s the easiest to get convenient flights from where I live and we’re in their rewards program. The don’t always have the best food but they have better than that. Plus free mai tais at the end of the flight.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > slipperysallylikespenguins
11/24/2016 at 21:50

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Was there fish in it?


Kinja'd!!! slipperysallylikespenguins > scoob
11/24/2016 at 21:54

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No fish, just an egg patty with peppers. Fish may have improved it though.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > slipperysallylikespenguins
11/24/2016 at 21:55

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It seems they still haven’t figures out the heat issue as mine was cold as well.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > scoob
11/24/2016 at 21:56

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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > lone_liberal
11/24/2016 at 21:57

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Hawaiian has the free mai tais as well. Hawaiian flies direct from my local which is nice.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Viggen
11/24/2016 at 21:58

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I imagine they’d just hand you a bottle of vodka and a potato.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
11/24/2016 at 21:58

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Technically yes.


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > DipodomysDeserti
11/24/2016 at 22:34

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See I’d expect the same but not for a US Govt contract flight carrying soldiers for a deployment.


Kinja'd!!! BorkBorkBjork > DipodomysDeserti
11/24/2016 at 22:34

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The potato is the vodka


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Viggen
11/24/2016 at 22:44

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Thats could end badly.


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > DipodomysDeserti
11/24/2016 at 23:54

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Vodka filled potato?


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/25/2016 at 04:31

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Never mind. I’m sure it was kosher.


Kinja'd!!! cesariojpn > DipodomysDeserti
11/25/2016 at 05:32

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Just be lucky it’s free. Hawaiian loves to point this fact out that their in flight meals are complimentary. Well, except for their interisland flights. They just give you juice due to the short flight hops.  


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Cé hé sin
11/25/2016 at 08:22

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There were kosher options but I think the meal I had was non. Or maybe mine was meat kosher and a few other were dairy kosher. I dunno it wasn’t palatable.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > cesariojpn
11/25/2016 at 10:15

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Juice in that weird fruit cocktail cup.


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/25/2016 at 10:55

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The El Al meals I’ve eaten weren’t that awful. Certainly not enjoyable, but not the worst food I’ve ever eaten.