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"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
11/23/2016 at 14:00 • Filed to: None

And you start to take your car’s rally pedigree just a *little bit* too seriously.

DISCUSSION (19)

E90M3 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/23/2016 at 14:05

I was hoping it was the Kenworth that went off road, they’re know for the rally heritage.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/23/2016 at 14:05

What a dickhole.

There’s a WRX I see often on my morning commute, right when I’m getting on the highway. He ALWAYS jumps onto the shoulder and flies down past traffic. I don’t want anyone to be injured, but I do want him to get hit one day.

LongbowMkII > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/23/2016 at 14:06

Looks like he took it the right amount of seriously.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > E90M3
11/23/2016 at 14:07

vroom vroom motherfucker

Kinja'd!!!

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
11/23/2016 at 14:09

Tell the cops, state that he does it on a regular occasion. They’ll nail him.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/23/2016 at 14:13

I think the first step I might take, if I can snag a picture of him one day, will be to post it to the Chitown Subarus group and publicly shame/call him out. It’s a huge community, and probably the majority of WRX owners in the Chicagoland area are on the FB group. I’m sure he is, because even though I haven’t made out one of their stickers on his car, he does have a bunch of stickers placed on one side of his back window at the tuner angle. lol

AR24-7 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/23/2016 at 14:16

That’s just pure stupidity, there were TWO PEDESTRIANS! Honestly I’m stunned that anyone would do something like that, and yet stops at a red light. Really? Are they just trying to be complete assholes to the people in the other cars? Honestly my god.

Batman the Horse > LongbowMkII
11/23/2016 at 14:22

Nearly taking out 2 pedestrians yea what a cool dude.

LongbowMkII > Batman the Horse
11/23/2016 at 14:29

yes. I approve of mowing down pedestrians. Ya caught me.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > AR24-7
11/23/2016 at 14:30

Yeah I loved that they stopped for the light. Makes me think it wasn’t stolen by someone high on bath salts, and was just some punk kid trying to impress whoever was in the passenger seat.

LongbowMkII > AR24-7
11/23/2016 at 14:32

I figure they didnt see the pedestrians when they commited to the pass.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > LongbowMkII
11/23/2016 at 16:53

I feel like the judge wouldn’t buy that argument/wouldn’t care.

LongbowMkII > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/23/2016 at 16:54

Not saying it should.

RotaryLover > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/23/2016 at 17:09

Reminds me of a friend of mine. Guy watched too much Initial D and thought he was the next Takumi in his Impreza RS. A few weeks later I asked him, “Dude! What happened to the sides of your front bumper? It’s full of scratches.”. I expected an answer like someone had an accident with him but no...I get this instead: “Oh that? I was trying to corner as close to the guardrail as possible like Takumi does man. I’ve scratched it a bit but I’m getting used to it.”. I mean...what man lol.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/23/2016 at 17:26

That awkward moment when this video comes from my town in Florida

Justino6969 > LongbowMkII
11/23/2016 at 20:14

..but that’s not a Mustang in your profile pic.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/23/2016 at 20:19

Must be an old person gone rogue.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > RotaryLover
11/23/2016 at 20:20

Good grief

Rainbow > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/25/2016 at 09:56

Not gonna lie... While I’ve never done anything THAT stupid, I’ve taken the Escort through the grass a couple of times. Nobody’s around, there’s no curb, the road is level with the ground, there’s a patch of dry dirt just to my right.... it’s hard to resist.